My Almighty Feathers have been Ruffled again.
I need to point out that I have no spokesperson to tell all of you what I Do or won't Do, or have already Done.
I am my own Boss.
I don't need anyone to tell you Who or What I Am, What I Do, or Why I have Done it.
And the Bible has some flaws in it which I didn't write.
The latest can of worms concerns the origin of WOMAN.
A revered biblical professor says that I made Eve from Adam's baculum, or penis bone.
All of the stormy weather you've been having lately is a result of My Divine Guffawing while reading about this allegation.
The professor has made a huge boner.
The imperfect Bible does have it right on this issue:
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;