Wednesday, August 24, 2016

ANNIVERSARY: THE DETHRONING OF PLUTO



Below are previous posts about Pluto.



Astronomers anticipate 100 billion Earth-like planets
     03 April 2013 13:32


The planet formerly known as Pluto now just plutoid!
Pluto and Charon

Charon




After weeks of online ballot casting by people around the world, the poll asking the public to name two of Pluto's moons — currently called P4 and P5 — ended Monday.

As of 12 p.m. (1700 GMT) Feb. 25, the polls closed with a total of 450,324 total votes cast since Feb. 11 with 'Vulcan,' a Pluto moon name proposed by Star Trek's William Shatner, is the clear winner.




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First, the planet Pluto was demoted and re-classified as a dwarf planet.

I don’t know whether this made dwarves happy or mad.

But hold the phone---the cell phone!

Now Pluto is being called a plutoid.

And I just read today that Pluto…or rather Plutoid the Dwarf Planet

Has ice water!

And lo and behold, its core is an iron-nickel alloy!

And Pluto’s round!

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No longer a planet, Pluto is just a member of the Kuiper Belt; a collection of icy objects that extend out past the orbit of Neptune. If you brought Pluto into the inner Solar System, it would start to act like a comet – blasting out gas and particles from the solar wind. It’s a good thing Pluto is in the cold, dark outer Solar System, far away from the Sun.”

Read more: 
http://www.universetoday.com/13875/what-is-pluto-made-up-of/#ixzz2M3gpDq13

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Captain Kirk has taken time from his space travel and work as a commercial for Priceline to tell us that one of Pluto’s moons should be named Vulcan.

I don’t know if this made Spock happy or sad.

Sure, name it Vulcan…or Cerberus…or Pluto’s Son…

But call Pluto a planet again!

 

IT’S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!





















Pluto....
Not the Disney dog...
NoT THE planet....
But THE dwarf planet.

This dwarf planet will soon get its day in the sun.
(It takes over five hours for the sun's rays to reach this plutoid.)

Really close-up pictures of this dwarf planet will be seen next Week.


In the meantime, let's do some eavesdropping.


AlPHa:
Well, the cat will soon be out of the bag.

Beta:
Cat?

Alpha:
Alright, no cat, but us, and where we live.

Beta:
We knew that humans would eventually travel here. Well, not them, but their machines. There's no place to hide.

Alpha:
Especially now, because sources of their fresh water are getting so low.

Beta:
Give them time. They'll soon be here to steal our water.

Alpha:
And put their fast food restaurants here.

Beta:
And their cars, Politicians, and Lawyers.

Alpha:
Let's get the blue blazes out of here.

Beta:
O.K. Let me pack. Go fire up the Chariot.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND PLUTO!






Monday, July 13, from a distance of 476,000 miles.

How would you feel if someone told you one day that you were no longer a human?
Now imagine that you were a planet one day (or for almost a century), and then you were told that you were no longer a planet.
Zap!
Goodbye!
Good Riddens!
The solar system's ninth planet has been eliminated.
Number nine has been voted out.
This is not so much sad as it is wrong.
Poor Pluto.
After being so far away for so long.
After having a dog given its name.
After possessing a mystery that none of the other planets had.
Then...Poof!
You're out of here you round and puny ball of cosmic dust!
And how would Pluto's expulsion make its discoverer Clyde William Tombaugh (February 4, 1906 – January 17, 1997) feel?
Bring Pluto back!
Bring Pluto back!
Can the Long War President do anything about this?

(P. S. Pluto’s new title is dwarf planet. Better than nothing, I suppose.)


IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!







http://madplatonews.blogspot.com/2006/01/visit-to-small-ice-dwarf.html

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