Wednesday, July 06, 2005

BUSH VISION & UFOS

The large flotilla of UFOS are here to help the president with his vision.
The president recognizes, for example, that his selection of a new Supreme Court Justice is very important.
The UFO flotilla will help him to choose wisely.
The president, as he said, knows that there is Global Warming.
He just doesn't want to worry about it right now.
Let denizens of the year 2100 worry about it.
Maybe those UFOS can help clear the air.
In the meantime, we must continue to get oil from our friends in the Middle East.
(And continue to increase profits in my own stocks!)
The UFOS can also assist in locating Osama bin Laden.
Finally "smoke him out" !
Time for some pretzels.

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