"Mr. President, will you sign the Anti-torture bill?"
"Not goin' to do it.
Won't allow any legislation that stops me from punishing and extracting information from terrorist devils.
I can torture if I have to.
Got to win this War on Terror.
As your War President, I've got to spread democracy no matter how.
Freedom, Peace and Victory are my call words.
I'll stay the course in Iraq until every drop of oil is ours.
Gotta stop those terrorists from stealing the oil that I stole.
Nope. I will veto any bill from Congress that takes away my torture authority.
Now give me some beer and pretzels."
"Not goin' to do it.
Won't allow any legislation that stops me from punishing and extracting information from terrorist devils.
I can torture if I have to.
Got to win this War on Terror.
As your War President, I've got to spread democracy no matter how.
Freedom, Peace and Victory are my call words.
I'll stay the course in Iraq until every drop of oil is ours.
Gotta stop those terrorists from stealing the oil that I stole.
Nope. I will veto any bill from Congress that takes away my torture authority.
Now give me some beer and pretzels."
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