Saturday, October 22, 2005

FOWL FUNDAMENTALISTS

It has been determined that Bill Bennett of Empower America and Pat Robertson of the Christian (Whatever-in-the-hell network) both have the bird flu.
Warnings will soon be issued by the World Health Organization. The WHO will recommend that the public immediately stop watching and paying attention to these extremely sick and fowl fundamentalists.
The avian flu is reportedly a potentially larger danger to the planet than even the 1918 Spanish flu plague was at the turn of the century.

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