Wednesday, October 26, 2005

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE INDICTMENTS!

'Twas the night before...
INDICTMENTS!
Not a mouse stirred.
Not even a rat (or Nixon or Bush.)
America held its collective breath.
They couldn't sleep.
Alright, they slept.
But Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh couldn't.
Barbara Bush was at the World Series.
Laura was in the library.
(As usual)
Her hubbie was in the horse stable.
Cheney....we never know where Dick is.
Rove was in the toilet.
Condi was in her mushroom cloud.
Rumsfeld was counting the war profits.
It was the night before...
INDICTMENTS!
Not a mouse stirred.
Not even a rat (or Nixon or Bush.)
America held its collective breath...

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