Son of a sea crook!
For Pete's sake!
I'll be cow kicked!
Hill of Beans!
What in the Sam Hill!
Watch your P's and Q's!
Up the creek without a paddle!
Water under the bridge!
You can’t catch flies with vinegar (or You catch flies with honey).
You can’t get blood out of a turnip.
(More of something) than Carter has pills.
Until you can get on your own two feet.