THE BOUNCING HEAD OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

I’m
Rush
Limbaugh
The talk show host
With a lot
Of
Blah-blah

I’m Rush Limbaugh
The bouncing
Blob

I’m Rush Limbaugh
Your man on the
Job

I’m Rush Limbaugh
I need a nose
Job

I’m Rush Limbaugh
The new boss of the
Party of jello.

Rah-rah
For
ME
Rush Limbaugh!

Rah-rah
For
ME
Rush Limbaugh!

I’ve got quite a brainy
Gob

For my blah-blah radio
Job

I’m Rush Limbaugh
The bouncing
Blob

Who imparts to all ears
His loud ditto-snowJob

I’m the Big-mouthed engineer

On the Super-train of Fear!



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The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
Rush Limbaugh

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
Rush Limbaugh

Why should Blacks be heard? They're 12% of the population. Who the hell cares?
Rush Limbaugh

I know these people like I know every square inch of my glorious naked body.
Rush Limbaugh on Democrats
Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and just think to yourself, “Am I just full of hot gas?”
Dave Letterman to Rush