A RHYMING ODE ON SOME NUTS

Rush
Limbaugh
Is a pot of
Fool's gold
(At the end of the
Rainbow)

Glenn
Beck
Is a loose nut
In the Titanic's
Deck

Sean
Hannity
is quite
Rabidy

Ann
Coulter
Is
A
Moultin'
&
Revoltin'
Dame

Karl
Rove
Is
A Turd's
Treasure
Trove

Bill
O'Reilly
Is

A

Smiley
Rank
Loblolly.

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We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
Ann Coulter

We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
Ann Coulter

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You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed.
Rush Limbaugh

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
Rush Limbaugh

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Can we pray for the re-election of George Bush?
Sean Hannity

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Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.
Bill O’Reilly

This is a no-spin zone.
Bill O’Reilly

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No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show his face at an antiwar rally.
Karl Rove

We've been probably to some degree too successful.
Karl Rove

To start with, Mr. Bush was right about Iraq.
Karl Rove

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!