I'm "reposting" some letters for tomorrow's Earth Day.
I can't fit them all into this post, so they'll come one after another on this eve of another Earth Day.
But first, I want to say:
Oh men of Earth...
End your murdering!
Dear, dear Earth...
Forgive us for what we have done to thee!
Forgive us for what we have done to thee!
IT'S A JUNKYARD OUT THERE
FETA:
Where are we?
GRETA:
The Astromap says Earth.
FETA:
Well, this planet has plenty of water.
GRETA:
True, but its atmosphere is a big junkyard of debris.
FETA:
When you deploy cloaking, also deploy debris shields so we don’t get penetrated by any of this junk.
GRETA:
O.K. Ooh, that was a close one.
FETA:
Deploy debris shields!
(Explosion)
United States Strategic Command:
Stand down lasers. ET vehicle has been destroyed by space junk.
***
Where are we?
GRETA:
The Astromap says Earth.
FETA:
Well, this planet has plenty of water.
GRETA:
True, but its atmosphere is a big junkyard of debris.
FETA:
When you deploy cloaking, also deploy debris shields so we don’t get penetrated by any of this junk.
GRETA:
O.K. Ooh, that was a close one.
FETA:
Deploy debris shields!
(Explosion)
United States Strategic Command:
Stand down lasers. ET vehicle has been destroyed by space junk.
***
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