SLIT HIS THROAT AND TELL HIM TO GO ***K HIMSELF

The chair sat.  

A man stood. 

He spoke.

 The audience laughed.

I fell out of my chair. 

 Then I stood up. 

 But I didn’t laugh.

I sighed. 

 In 

Shock and disgust.  

The speaker didn’t make my day.

Dirty Harry just became dirtier.

He wasn’t good.

He wasn’t bad.

HE WAS UGLY.

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!

ON THIN ICE (OR THE ICEMAN ISN’T GOING TO COMETH)

Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Robert Frost

 

 

***

WAR MAY NOT DO US IN.

IT MAY BE DROUGHTS AND FLOODS.

And Scarcity of food and water.

THE FIRE NEXT TIME MIGHT BE CAUSED BY MEN…

 NOT BY NATURE.

Nature seems to have other plans; or rather humanity has made its plans for Nature.

But it wasn’t really planned.

We just like all of our toys and machines SO much.

(And money made from petroleum.)

  Humans have “created” potentially catastrophic climate change on the planet.

There are probably other factors, but hydrocarbons seem to be the chief culprit.  

  THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN A HEALTH FOOD STORE, LOOKING FOR A CERTAIN HERB, WHEN THIS MAN BLURTED OUT IN A SOMEWHAT AGGRESSIVE TONE,

“Everything has hydrocarbons!  My doctor told me that everything we eat is 90% hydrocarbons!”

  I coughed, then thought of saying to him, “Yes, and most of those hydrocarbons are because of us”, but I didn’t, fearful that this agitated man might throw some of his hydrocarbons at me.

Yep, those ubiquitous hydrocarbons are walking all over us.

Or rather, they’re spewing out of our power plants, factories, cars etc.

Cough, cough, cough…


 

IT’S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!

Sea Ice in Arctic Measured at Record Low

Nick Cobbing

An icebreaker, belonging to the environmental group Greenpeace, in the Arctic in 2011.

By JUSTIN GILLIS

Published: August 27, 2012 

The amount of sea ice in the Arctic has fallen to the lowest level on record, a confirmation of the drastic warming in the region and a likely harbinger of larger changes to come.

Satellites tracking the extent of the sea ice found over the weekend that it covered about 1.58 million square miles, or less than 30 percent of the Arctic Ocean’s surface, scientists said. That is only slightly below the previous record low, set in 2007, but with weeks still to go in the summer melting season, it is clear that the record will be beaten by a wide margin.

The National Snow and Ice Data Center, a government-sponsored research agency in Boulder, Colo., announced the findings on Monday in collaboration with NASA. The agency bases its numbers on a slightly conservative five-day moving average of sea ice extent.

The amount of sea ice in summer has declined more than 40 percent since satellite tracking began in the late 1970s, a trend that most scientists believe is primarily a consequence of human activity.

“It’s hard even for people like me to believe, to see that climate change is actually doing what our worst fears dictated,” said Jennifer A. Francis, a Rutgers University scientist who studies the effect of sea ice on weather patterns. “It’s starting to give me chills, to tell you the truth.”

Scientific forecasts based on computer modeling have long suggested that a time will come when the Arctic will be completely free of ice in the summer, perhaps by the middle of the century. This year’s prodigious melting is lending credibility to more pessimistic analyses that it may come much sooner, perhaps by the end of the decade.

“It’s an example of how uncertainty is not our friend when it comes to climate-change risk,” said Michael E. Mann, a climate scientist at Pennsylvania State University. “In this case, the models were almost certainly too conservative in the changes they were projecting, probably because of important missing physics.”

Experts say that a large storm in the Arctic this summer may have contributed to setting the record. But it would not have happened, they say, if the ice had not been steadily contracting for the last several decades.

By itself, the melting of sea ice does not raise global sea levels, because the floating ice is already displacing its weight in seawater. But the sharp warming that is causing the sea ice to melt also threatens land ice, notably the Greenland ice sheet, which is melting at what appears to be an accelerating pace, and melting land ice does raise sea levels. The Greenland sheet contains enough water to raise the sea level by more than 20 feet around the world, though a complete collapse of the sheet would probably take centuries.

Already, the reduction in sea ice is altering weather patterns in the Arctic region, and perhaps beyond. It is stressing the ecology of the region and causing rapid erosion of shorelines that are now exposed to more vigorous waves.

The melting does, however, offer some potential benefits, including new shipping routes and easier access to oil and other mineral deposits. A rush is under way to stake claims and begin mineral exploration in the Arctic.

The average temperature of the region is rising more than twice as fast as that of the earth as a whole, confirming a prediction first made in 1896: that increasing levels of carbon dioxide from the burning of fossil fuels would have an especially large impact in the Arctic. One reason is that the white surface of the ice reflects a great deal of the sunlight that strikes it back into space, but the darker water and land exposed when the ice melts absorbs more heat from the sun, which in turns leads to additional melting, more sunlight absorption and so on — a feedback loop that scientists call Arctic amplification.

Dr. Francis is one of a small group of climate scientists who argue that the decline of sea ice is already having consequences for weather in the Northern Hemisphere’s middle latitudes, including the United States. She has published research suggesting that air circulation patterns are being altered in a way that favors more extremes, like heat waves and droughts.

Such ideas are not considered proven, but they are getting more attention as the weather careens from one extreme to another.

Every year, the surface of the Arctic Ocean freezes during the long, dark winter, with the extent of sea ice usually peaking in March. Until recent decades, the ice was so thick by that time of year that a high proportion of it would survive the summer. But scientists say the warming trend has now reduced the ice to just a shell in many places, and it melts easily in the round-the-clock sunshine that strikes the highest latitudes in summer. The ice cover usually hits its minimum in late September.

“The ice is thin, it’s broken up — kind of a loose pack,” Dr. Francis said. “It’s not the thick, continuous ice cover that we used to know.”

CHAINS SHACKLES TRICKLE-DOWN TORTURE AND AYN RAND

“Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains.”

Paul Whiteman

“Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!”

Karl Marx

***

Joe Biden didn’t mean anything racist when he feigned a Southern accent to tell his black and white audience that Romney and Ryan would put them (and, yes, most of us) into chains.

The purpose of this metaphor was to elucidate, not to insult or race bait.

But Republicans, at least those who are not noodlers, had their slimy lines and sharpened hooks out, hungrily ready to fasten onto this latest fish of opportunity in order to lambaste poor Joe Biden.  

The word back was the most likely hair trigger that fired up the Republican reactionaries, and gave them ammunition to load their own righteous and hypocritical guns to fire back at Mr. Biden. 

 (I know that I have just mixed the fish hook metaphor with a gun metaphor, and I am sorry.) 

Furthermore, this century is rather a mess, so we should forgive Joe for being in the wrong century. 

 After all, we’ve spent most of our lives living in the twentieth century, and not the twenty-first.  Morally speaking, it sometimes seems as if we’re still dwelling in number twenty, or perhaps zero.

Anyway, using a cute, little white board, and himself dressed in casual clothing, Romney tried to eschew wonkiness (and wordiness and factuality), and depicted his (and Ryan’s?) plans for Medicare. 

Talk about small-mindedness. 

 And untruthfulness! 

It was so non-Presidential to see this white board, and Professor Romney standing in front of it.

 This was Mitt Romney’s wonkiest moment yet.

Then came a question about taxes, and Dr. Romney buried the ax (or so he might think), and said that this concern about his taxes was an example of small-mindedness. 

WHAT?  

Romney’s white board is not as effective as an Etch A Sketch.  

He needs to go back to the drawing board---or start using one for the first time---

And both he and Ryan had best keep clear of lie detector machines!

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!

ROBIN HOOD BOLOGNA AND HOOLIGANISM

Bologna and Robin Hood have been desecrated.  

Leave it up to politicians to milk sacred cows, and screw up the English language. 

Mitt Romney (sort of) created a portmanteau word by connecting Barack Obama’s last name and the word bologna.  

Romney (or one of his less than clever writers) came up with the word Obamabologna.  

[Note: Bologna is probably something that has never been inside of Mitt Romney’s mouth.] 

President Obama had better luck and logic when he made reference to Robin Hood to describe Mitt Romney’s tax plans: 

“It’s like Robin Hood in reverse…it’s Romney Hood.”

Bologna’s reputation was lowered a little more.

Robin Hood’s reputation remains more or less intact.

Politics is still a stinking mess.

Don’t forget to vote in November.

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!