THE LION KING

REPORTER:

Good morning Snoop Dog…

Snoop:

Stop.  I’m no longer Snoop Dog.  I’m now Snoop Lion.

REPORTER:

Sorry.  So Snoop Lion, you seem to have had an epiphany about your identity.

Snoop:

That’s right.  I had to let go of an old me to bring in a new me.  I need Reggae in my soul.  The RAP flew the coop, if you know what I mean?

REPORTER:

Does this mean that the pot-smoking will increase?

Snoop:

 Most definitely.  I can’t be the big lion if I’m just smoking little roaches.  I have to have the big blunts.

REPORTER:

Is Larry King invited to your party tonight?

Snoop:

Most definitely.  The king of TV will be with the king of the jungle!  Excuse me now, I need to go light up!