"The chicken came first—God would look silly sitting on an egg."
“Cock a doodle do!
My dame will dance with you,
While master fiddles his fiddlingstick,
And knows not what to do.”
My dame will dance with you,
While master fiddles his fiddlingstick,
And knows not what to do.”
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PHYLLIS:
Hi sweetie. How’s everything laying?
CAROLINA:
Good and bad. I produced eleven yesterday, but only two
came out today. It must be the heat.
PHYLLIS:
Yeah, maybe, but we should get some cockle-doodle-do
to make us more fertile.
CAROLINA:
That might work, but we’re lesbians,
remember?
PHYLLIS:
Right.
Yikes! Look busy. Here comes Mr.
Fiddlesticks now!
IT’S THE OIL STUPID!
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