NEW POPE: Cardinal Jorge Maria Bergoglio, the archbishop of Buenos Aires
The world is holding its breath.
Betters are betting.
Choir boys are sweating.
One thing is for sure:
The next Pope will be Catholic.
But isn’t all of that black smoke going to smudge the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling?
Just tweet the results.
There’s too much carbon in the air already.
Were there any bad Popes?
“The reward for “Baddest Pope Ever” arguably goes to Rodrigo Borgia (Pope Alexander VI (1431 – 1503).”
“He sired at least seven different illegitimate children by his mistresses, and didn’t hesitate to reward them with handsome endowments at the church’s expense. When low on finances, he either established new cardinals in return for payments, or he slammed wealthy people with completely fabricated charges, jailed or murdered them for said false charges, and then stole their money.”
HOLD THE PHONE!
THERE IS A NEW POPE!
It just happened as I was writing.
IT’S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!