The
world is holding its breath.
Betters
are betting.
Choir
boys are sweating.
One
thing is for sure:
The
next Pope will be Catholic.
But
isn’t all of that black smoke going to smudge the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling?
Just
tweet the results.
No
smoke!
There’s
too much carbon in the air already.
Were
there any bad Popes?
Yes.
“The reward for “Baddest Pope Ever” arguably goes to Rodrigo
Borgia (Pope
Alexander VI (1431 – 1503).”
“He sired at least seven different illegitimate children by his
mistresses, and didn’t hesitate to reward them with handsome endowments at the
church’s expense. When low on finances, he either established new cardinals in
return for payments, or he slammed wealthy people with completely fabricated
charges, jailed or murdered them for said false charges, and then stole their
money.”
HOLD THE PHONE!
THERE IS A NEW POPE!
It just happened as I was
writing.
IT’S ABOUT
RENEWABLE RESOURCES!
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