DRONES AWAY!

 

 

 

 

 

DRONE OPERATOR:

Hello.

NSA:

This is the NSA.

  I need some drones.

DRONE OPERATOR:

Yes sir.

Where do you want the drones to go?

NSA:

Ecuador.

DRONE OPERATOR:

Sir.

Ecuador isn’t on our list of enemy hot spots.

NSA:

It is now.  

The Hong Kong flu-kid has just flown to Russia, and he’s going to Ecuador to seek asylum.

DRONE OPERATOR:

Yes sir.

Do you want a small, medium, or large drone?

NSA:

I don’t care if it’s the size of a pickle as long as it gets the job done.

DRONE OPERATOR:

Yes sir.

I’ll have one prepped immediately.

NSA:

Good.

This Snowden kid will wish he had played ball instead of stealing all the bases.

 

IT’S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!