JUST A THOUGHT OR FIVE

 

Raise the debt ceiling.  Go ahead, raise it.  More.  More.

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Don’t shut down the government.  (Hasn’t it been shut down for awhile now?)

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Don’t go to war anymore with any country unless they bomb the United States, and we know exactly who the bombers are, instead of just pointing fingers at 19 men with box cutters.

 

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Leave Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber alone.  Let them make fools of themselves if they want to.  They are still young.  They will outgrow their weird behavior.  And if they don’t, so what?

 

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Cher and Madonna should be in a movie together.  I don’t know why.

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Don’t put a chicken in every pot.  Put pot in every chicken.  If the chicken nuggets don’t taste that good, at least you’ll get high.

 

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