I used to think that the gecko in Geico
commercials was really cute.
But I’m sick of this gecko.
Sorry.
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Do you ever get tired of hearing sports
announcers say, “There’s still time”
or “There’s plenty of time.”
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I’m fed up with ordering from the
fast-food drive-thru, then finding out that what they gave me is not what I
ordered.
I try to enunciate clearly, but the
order that I get is sometimes wrong.
One morning at the Golden Arches, I
ordered an egg McMuffin and some hash browns, and then drove away without
checking my order.
When I got to work, I had a sundae in
my bag.
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A local radio station once had a
contest where people had to figure out what the fast-food person was mumbling.
I figured it out, and won a free breakfast.
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I’m tired of having to listen people on
their cell phones who practically scream when they talk.
Please, cell phone users, lower your voices.
I really don’t want to hear what you’re
saying.
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How about when you turn your turn
signal on to change lanes, and then the driver in the vehicle behind you
quickly enters the lane!
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On the home front:
Replace the toilet tissue roll when
you’ve used up the other one.
Make sure lids are screwed tight on
jars so that they don’t go flying out of the next person’s hands.
Replace the cap on the tube of
toothpaste.
Sweep the kitchen floor at least once a
year.
IT’S
ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!
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