DON'T CALL ME I'LL CALL YOU

 

"Your phone is tapped, but I'm not listening."

NSA :

O.K. Let's try our other method of phone bugging. Neither Snowden nor President Obama know about this one.

Let's see what we've got.

 

 

 

 

Chancellor Merkel:

Hello Mr. President, how is your pasta these days?

 

Giorgio Napolitano:

Ciao Chancellor Merkel.

My pasta is excellent.

How is your bratwurst?

Chancellor Merkel:

Tasty, tasty.

Hold on, Giorgio, President Nieto of Mexico is calling.

President Nieto, hola!

How is your chile verde these days?

 

President Nieto:

Hola Chancellor Merkel!

My chile verde is delicious, and waiting for you to eat!

 

 

Chancellor Merkel:

Thank you President Nieto.

I look forward to that.

 

 

NSA:

O.K.

That's enough.

This must be some kind of subterfuge, because all they're talking about is food.

Let's break for lunch.

 

 

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!