Wednesday, December 30, 2015

ADAM AND EVE AND A BONE TO PICK






http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3377487/God-Eve-Adam-s-PENIS-not-rib-claims-religious-academic.html





My Almighty Feathers have been Ruffled again.

 I need to point out that I have no spokesperson to tell all of you what I Do or won't Do, or have already Done.


I am my own Boss.


I don't need anyone to tell you Who or What I Am, What I Do, or Why I have Done it.


And the Bible has some flaws in it which I didn't write.


The latest can of worms concerns the origin of WOMAN.


A revered biblical professor says that I made Eve from Adam's baculum, or penis bone.


All of the stormy weather you've been having lately is a result of My Divine Guffawing while reading about this allegation.


The professor has made a huge boner.

I didn't.


The imperfect Bible does have it right on this issue:


And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Amen.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES GOD AND ADAM AND EVE




























Sunday, December 13, 2015

TED CRUZ DONALD TRUMP AND OTHER DISTURBING NEWS







If we do not want Syria in 2016 to become 

what Sarajevo became in 1914, the powder 

keg that explodes into a world war, the War 

Party Republicans, who have learned 

 nothing 

from the past, should be relegated to the past.


[http://buchanan.org/blog/america-first-or-world-war-iii-124443]






Ted Cruz, a man who thinks he’s qualified to be commander in chief, decries terrorists’ taking of innocent lives while agitating for bombing that would kill thousands of noncombatants and radicalize thousands more. What he’s saying shows an utter lack of fitness to command America’s armed forces.”

Excerpt from Ted ‘Carpet-Bomb’ Cruz



DEC. 11, 2015



*


Trump’s plan to use thermonuclear weapons against ISIS-held areas such as the Syrian city of Al-Raqqah would result in an astronomically high number of civilian casualties, according to CNN military analyst Peter Mansoor. “Al-Raqqah alone has a population of over two hundred-thousand people, the vast majority of whom are not affiliated in any way with the Islamic State,” Mansoor said. “A strike of this magnitude would not only result in the loss of millions of innocent lives and infrastructure, but it would set diplomacy and stability in the region back at least a hundred years.”
Civilian casualties are an 

unfortunate 

“reality of war” according to 

Trump, 

who justified the use of nuclear 

weapons saying they “send a clear 

message to those who conspire 

against America and her allies.”


*


Two nut jobs for the price of one.

That's what we get with Ted Cruz and Donald Trump.

Trump has indicated that Ted Cruz might be his choice for a running mate.

Boy, won't these two make America great again?

Can you picture these two with their fingers on America's nuclear buttons?

*

There is something else in the news absolutely unrelated to Trump and Cruz (at least I think there is no relationship).

A dead woman who had donated her body to science fell out of a van while in transit.

She didn't know she fell out of the van because she was dead, so she didn't suffer.

Just her family.


Body left for science slips out of van on Texas road


Elderly woman's body found after falling 


through the back window of transport van.




*

Too many cops are unnecessarily shooting and killing too many people.


*


Before too long we won't see women exposing their cleavage and legs anymore.

They'll just be naked.

Liberation at last!

*

A woman successfully committed suicide by jumping out of a building, but she landed on another woman who had no thought of suicide or getting hit by a suicidal, falling woman.

Pedestrian is left seriously injured by suicidal woman who jumped out of a Manhattan building and landed on her

  • Jump occurred on Friday on First Avenue near 51st Street around 3.15pm 
  • A 56-year-old woman jumped from a third story and was pronounced dead at Bellevue Hospital
  • The 71-year-old woman she hit was taken to Cornell University Hospital with serious injuries.  






IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!




Saturday, November 28, 2015

SNAKES AND DOLPHINS HAD LEGS AND BRAINS MIGHT HAVE IMMORTALITY







A 113-million-year-old fossil from Brazil is the first four-legged snake that scientists have ever seen.










A rattlesnake ran after me when I was nine.
I ran for my life.
I could hear him (or her) running after me, and I lost my shoes and socks as I flew across cactus and rocks.
I luckily escaped this sprinting serpent whose angry fangs would have to wait another day to bite me.
Or maybe it was just my imagination.

*

I was at the Kabul Museum in Afghanistan and saw the skeleton of a dolphin.
I was shocked when I saw that it had a skeleton with five toes and five fingers.
It looked human!
This wasn't my imagination.

*

Human brains won't grow legs any time soon, but they may be saved from Mr. Death.

The contents of a brain could be transferred (down/up loaded) to a computer.

I could live without a body if I still had my brain.
The stimuli that my erstwhile body felt were inside my brain, so why would I need a lousy body?
I could have my cake and eat it, too, without my body.

I'd have my brain, and I could use it.
I might put my brain on top of a prosthetic body and be good to go.


IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES DOLPHINS SNAKES AND BRAINS
















Los Angeles-based Humai wants to bring people back from the dead using artificial intelligence. The firm plans to use artificial intelligence and nanotechnology to store data of conversational styles, behavioural patterns, thought processes and information on a person's body functions from the inside-out.”

“Google's director of engineering, Ray Kurzweil, previously said that in just over 30 years, humans will be able to upload their entire minds to computers and become digitally immortal - an event called singularity. This would be done while he we are still alive, unlike Humai's plans that involve resurrection.”


Sunday, November 22, 2015

THE TRUMP MANTRA



I will close the mosques.
I am rich, very rich.
I can do what I want.
I will build huge walls everywhere.
I am a successful businessman.
I can do what I want.
I will tag and bag every Muslim and Mexican.
They will have to leave.
I am rich, very rich.
I can do what I want.
I will make America great again.
I am rich, very rich.
I can do what I want.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND A VERY, VERY RICH MAN



Thursday, November 19, 2015

MORE FACES AND A MOUSE ON MARS


UPDATE:
New faces have been seen on Mars.
Even a mouse!
  Once again we have "proof" that "beings" lived on Mars.
  Now, if we can just stop humans from blowing each other up here on Earth, we might have the time, energy, and money to go to Mars and dig around, and find out what the dickens happened (AND is happening!) up there. 

UPDATED UPDATE:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3490289/Is-SPHINX-Mars-UFO-enthusiasts-believe-spotted-ancient-Egyptian-monument-surface-Red-Planet.html







http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3330396/UFO-hunters-spot-MOUSE-Mars-Rock-resembling-small-rodent-captured-latest-images-Curiosity-rover.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3326288/It-Face-God-MARS-UFO-hunters-claim-spotted-ancient-statue.html




















[From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia]

The term pareidolia (pronounced pæraɪˈdoÊŠliÉ™) describes a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound) being perceived as significant.
Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, the man in the moon, and hearing hidden messages on records played in reverse.
The word comes from the Greek para- —"beside", "with" or "alongside"- meaning, in this context, something faulty or wrong (as in paraphasia, disordered speech)—and eidolon—"image" (the diminutive of eidos—"image", "form", "shape"). Pareidolia is a type of apophenia.


***


I’m not one who lives and breathes superstition.

I don’t dine on dogma or drink religion.

I’m as at home with Lewis Thomas, Poe, Shakespeare, Vachel Lindsay, Emily Dickinson, Yeats, Baudelaire and Sandburg as I am with Dean Koontz.

But there are many bumps and curves on the Road of Existence.

What may appear to be true may not be.

What something seems may be something else.

I am quite skeptical when cute little faces of Jesus or the Virgin Mary (as if we knew what their faces looked like) appear on (or in?) objects and food.

The powers of human projection can put people on pleasant paths of self-fulfillment and delusion.
“That cloud looks like a poodle”.
“It sure does. Yesterday I saw a cloud that looked like an elephant.”

We see what we want to see whether what we see is there or not.

What we think we see may not be seen by others.

If it makes you feel good…

Then see it?

Nonetheless, as the above pictures indicate, I am a observer and collector of strange, weird, and arcane images.


P.S.

I began a serious search for answers about the enigma of UFOs in 1982, buying every book I could find on this phenomenon.

One book with the word phenomenon in it---Anatomy of a Phenomenon by Jacques Vallee---was my primer on the entire subject.

When time and relevancy to the curriculum permit, I give my English classes a short presentation on UFOs.

[I just wrote a letter to Gore Vidal, telling him that I always have my English classes read his play Visit to a Small Planet.

In my letter I asked if he had the Roswell crash in mind when he wrote his play.

I hope Mr. Vidal answers my question.  Unfortunately, Mr. Vidal didn't get back to me. 

 And may he rest in peace.]


***


There is an universal tendency among mankind to conceive all beings like themselves, and to transfer to every object, those qualities, with which they are familiarly acquainted, and of which they are intimately conscious. We find human faces in the moon, armies in the clouds; and by a natural propensity, if not corrected by experience and reflection, ascribe malice or good- will to every thing, that hurts or pleases us.
David Hume


Pareidolia is a type of illusion or misperception involving a vague or obscure stimulus being perceived as something clear and distinct. For example, in the discolorations of a burnt tortilla one sees the face of Jesus Christ. Or one sees the image of Mother Teresa or Ronald Reagan in a cinnamon bun or a man in the moon. Under ordinary circumstances, pareidolia provides a psychological explanation for many delusions based upon sense perception. For example, it explains many UFO sightings, as well as the hearing of sinister messages on records played backwards. Pareidolia explains Elvis, Bigfoot, and Loch Ness Monster sightings. It explains numerous religious apparitions and visions. And it explains why some people see a face or a building in a photograph of the Cydonia region of Mars. Under clinical circumstances, some psychologists encourage pareidolia as a means to understanding a patient, e.g., the Rorschach ink blot test.Astronomer Carl Sagan claimed that the human tendency to see faces in tortillas, clouds, cinnamon buns, and the like is an evolutionary trait. He writes: “As soon as the infant can see, it recognizes faces, and we now know that this skill is hardwired in our brains. Those infants who a million years ago were unable to recognize a face smiled back less, were less likely to win the hearts of their parents, and less likely to prosper. These days, nearly every infant is quick to identify a human face, and to respond with a goony grin.”

[From http://skepdic.com/pareidol.html]


***

"Why do people see faces in nature, interpret window stains as human figures, hear voices in random sounds generated by electronic devices or find conspiracies in the daily news? A proximate cause is the priming effect, in which our brain and senses are prepared to interpret stimuli according to an expected model. UFOlogists see a face on Mars. Religionists see the Virgin Mary on the side of a building. Paranormalists hear dead people speaking to them through a radio receiver. Conspiracy theorists think 9/11 was an inside job by the Bush administration. Is there a deeper ultimate cause for why people believe such weird things? There is. I call it 'patternicity', or the tendency to find meaningful patterns in meaningless noise."
"Traditionally, scientists have treated patternicity as an error in cognition. A type I error, or a false positive, is believing something is real when it is not (finding a nonexistent pattern). A type II error, or a false negative, is not believing something is real when it is (not recognizing a real pattern—call it 'apat­ternicity'). In my 2000 book How We Believe (Times Books), I argue that our brains are belief engines: evolved pattern-recognition machines that connect the dots and create meaning out of the patterns that we think we see in nature. Sometimes A really is connected to B; sometimes it is not. When it is, we have learned something valuable about the environment from which we can make predictions that aid in survival and reproduction. We are the ancestors of those most successful at finding patterns. This process is called association learning, and it is fundamental to all animal behavior, from the humble worm C. elegans to H. sapiens."


From

Patternicity: Finding Meaningful Patterns in Meaningless Noise

Why the brain believes something is real when it is not

By Michael Shermer

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=patternicity-finding-meaningful-patterns




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND MARS













Friday, November 06, 2015

SMART TOILETS AND TRAVELING FASTER IN OUTER SPACE









Finally there's a toilet smart enough to know what the scoop is on my pee and poop, AND will inform me when I need to poo or pee.


No **i*?”, you might exclaim.


Yes s*i*!”, I reply.


In today's world everything seems to be getting smarter and smarter, smaller and smaller, and faster and faster.


Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”, said Arthur C. Clarke.


Today is one, big Magic Show.


But do I really need to know anything more about my feces and pee, other than that I was able to get them out of my body?


I don't need to [or want to] know the ph, weight, temperature or anything else about my poop and pee.


Leaving the toilet for a moment, let's talk about exploring outer space.


It may soon be feasible to travel at very fast speeds to get to the Moon and Mars (please read the article to see the specifics).


Perhaps a smart toilet will  be necessary for these faster trips.



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES SMART TOILETS AND TRAVELING FASTER IN OUTER SPACE






The wearable device is worn on your stomach and can tell you when it’s time to go to the toilet, with an app on your phone sending you reminder



Tuesday, November 03, 2015

CANCER AND WHY STOP TO TAKE A PILL OR FIND A BATHROOM







China now allows parents to have a second child instead of killing it.

I know an American man who married his wife in China, but divorced her when she had to abort their child (her second).

The United States is still debating whether a mother should have the right to abort her unborn child.

*

Television is a pimp for sex.

Its commercials push various drugs that promise to enhance a man's manhood.

O.K. His penis.

These commercials show couples smooching and hugging, then one couple ends up sitting next to each other in separate bathtubs, I guess to relax from their strenuous and amorous exercises, during which time the man's manhood had already been enhanced.

The only thing missing is a video showing the amorous exercises that didn't require a pill or a bathroom.

It's wonderful sex on demand, all because the male had already enhanced his manhood, and was battle-ready.

No need to go to the bathroom or to take a pill when the moment was ripe for the couple's amorous exertions.

Without a video we don't know whether a cigarette was smoked at the end of the carnal calisthenics.


Speaking of cigarettes---and hot dogs---both now seem to be equal candidates for causing cancer.



Ralph Nader said that the hot dog was “one of America's deadliest missiles”, but Babe Ruth always bought four hot dogs, gave one to his dog, then ate the other three. Ruth died from nasopharyngeal carcinoma, a rare disease that causes less than 1% of cancer deaths in the U.S.
I don't know what caused his dog's death.



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES PROCESSED MEATS AND CANCER





Sunday, November 01, 2015

GLADIATORS AND FOOTBALL



http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/09/us/boxing-is-a-brutal-fading-sport-could-football-be-next.html?


"He can move his hands. He did move his hands.

The announcer happily announced.

We watch football like the Romans watched their gladiators.

It hurts sometimes to watch, but we watch, and we cheer, and we boo.

Until a very bad injury occurs.

We pause.

We stop drinking and eating for a few moments.

Our stomachs ache from what we just saw.

Then the player is taken off of the field.

But it's halftime.
We can breathe again.
Until the third quarter begins.

The injured player has been taken to a hospital.

The announcers will tell us later the status of this injured player.

But the game, the show, must go on.

We will continue to watch, to cheer, to boo, until the next traumatic injury occurs.

Football is a violent sport, but we love to watch it.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND FOOTBALL