Saturday, April 02, 2011

GOD WAR AND THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

With God On Our Side
By Bob Dylan

Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And the land that I live in
Has God on its side.

Oh the history books tell it
They tell it so well
The cavalries charged
The Indians fell
The cavalries charged
The Indians died
Oh the country was young
With God on its side.

The Spanish-American
War had its day
And the Civil War too
Was soon laid away
And the names of the heroes
I's made to memorize
With guns on their hands
And God on their side.

The First World War, boys
It came and it went
The reason for fighting
I never did get
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't count the dead
When God's on your side.

When the Second World War
Came to an end
We forgave the Germans
And then we were friends
Though they murdered six million
In the ovens they fried
The Germans now too
Have God on their side.

I've learned to hate Russians
All through my whole life
If another war comes
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side.

But now we got weapons
Of the chemical dust
If fire them we're forced to
Then fire them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God's on your side.

In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.

So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God's on our side


***

I have nothing against God.

But what did He have against humans?

Look at what He created.

Personally, if I was the Almighty, I would be a little upset with Myself.

Nay, I would be Mightily upset and very guilty and regretful at making this monster ("Paragon of Animals").

Maybe Jesus came here to get his Father off the hook.

But on another issue:

The National anthem has some poetic and nice words, but then there are all of those bombs bursting in the air (and on islands, deserts etc.).

Yes, I'm glad that our flag was there and is still here, and not the flag of Russia, Japan, Germany, England, or Libya.

As a superpower, we must keep our imperial muscles flexed

...our mighty missiles and bombs ready!

We will continue to sing our beloved, (jingoistic?), and patriotic anthem by Mr. Key.

For those who prefer to hear “America the Beautiful” instead of “The Star Spangled Banner”, let us recall that America has not always been Beautiful.

Nonetheless…

GOD SAVE THE WORLD!


P.S.

To General Electric:

PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE OF FEDERAL INCOME Taxes!

KEEP AMERICAN JOBS HERE!

Not in #@&@&^$!!!!



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!


***


NOTE:

The above was inspired by the letter below.



A woman wrote a letter appearing on March 24 that our national anthem is hard to sing and suggested it should be, "America the Beautiful."

It will never happen because of one line in that beautiful song, "God shed His grace on thee."

The next is probably also offensive to some:

"And crown thy good with brotherhood."

Many atheists are very vocal in denouncing the very mention of God. It cannot be mentioned in our schools or appear on any of our public buildings.

It is printed on our money and they detest that.

Our Constitution gives us freedom of religious choice, not freedom from religion!

Separation of church and state, I believe, stemmed from the fact that at that time governments were more controlled by the Roman Catholic Church than by their kings---England by the breakaway Anglican Church established by King Henry the VIII.

Many of our present states were established as religious colonies and we did not have true religious freedom of choice if we were in the wrong colony.

Carl Iseminger



THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER

O! say can you see by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
’Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war’s desolation.
Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust;”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!


Friday, March 18, 2011

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!



Coo coo ca choo!

Coup?

Coup?

Coup?

KOOKY

COUP?


Stuck in flypaper glue once again?

Kick the hot sand?

Strike up the band?

Get ready

To put boots and bombs

In a foreign land

Once again?


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!





Saturday, March 05, 2011

PHOBIAS



1. HoodOphobia:
Fear of hitting your head on the corner of a kitchen stove's exhaust fan hood.

1. BathtubOphobia:
Fear of falling backwards into a bathtub after showering.

2. RepublicanOphobia:
Fear of any Republican becoming president of the United States.

3. FartOphobia:
Fear of farting in a crowded elevator.

4. SnotOphobia:
Fear of releasing snot bubbles from either nostril.

5. RearOphobia:
Fear of hitting anything while you're moving backwards (especially in a vehicle).

P.S.,
I'm sure there are others, but I'm going into my kitchen to make a sandwich.
Have no fear!

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!







Friday, February 04, 2011

DEMOCRACY DICTATORS AND HORSEFLIES



" ...the United States and its allies have taken the position that despotism is acceptable in the Middle East, as long as the despots in question provide useful services. "

[From "No more free passes for Egypt and other Arab autocracies" By Eugene Robinson,
Washington Post, February 4, 2011]



" You will recall that even Saddam Hussein was once in the 'useful tyrant' category, partly because of Iraq's huge oil reserves and partly because he had been considerate enough to launch a war against Iran. Only after invading Kuwait and threatening Saudi Arabia did he move to the top of the U.S. enemies list; the despotic royal families that rule the oil-rich kingdoms and sheikdoms lining the Persian Gulf are more useful than Hussein ever was. "

[From " No more free passes for Egypt and other Arab autocracies " by Eugene Robinson,
Washington Post, February 4, 2011]



" We're more isolated than ever before in the Arab world because of our Interventionism. "

[Pat Buchanan on
Morning Joe, MSNBC, February 4, 2011]



" The overriding objective is a period of stability during which secularists and other democratic elements of civil society can organize themselves for the coming elections and prevail. ElBaradei is a menace. Mubarak will be gone one way or the other. The key is the military. The United States should say very little in public and do everything behind the scenes to help the military midwife---and then guarantee---what is still something of a long shot: Egyptian democracy. "

[From " Toward a soft landing in Egypt ", by By Charles Krauthammer,
Washington Post, Friday, February 4, 2011]

Below are the first and last paragraphs of Juan Cole’s excellent synopsis/analysis of the situation in Egypt, and discusses the “ties” between the U.S., Israel, and Egypt.

“As long as the president and the Congress are willing to lie down and serve as doormats for America’s supposed allies in the Middle East– out of a conviction of the usefulness of their clients and the inexpensiveness of putting them on retainer– there will be anti-Americanism and security threats that force us to subject ourselves to humiliating patdowns and scans at the airport and an erosion of our civil liberties every day. We are only one step away of being treated, with “protest zones” and “Patriot Acts” just as badly as the peaceful Egyptian protesters have been.”
“It should be remembered that Egypt’s elite of multi-millionaires has benefited enormously from its set of corrupt bargains with the US and Israel and from the maintenance of a martial law regime that deflects labor demands and pesky human rights critiques. It is no wonder that to defend his billions and those of his cronies, Hosni Mubarak was perfectly willing to order thousands of his security thugs into the Tahrir Square to beat up and expel the demonstrators, leaving 7 dead and over 800 wounded, 200 of them just on Thursday morning.”

From Mubarak Defies a Humiliated America, Emulating Netanyahu by Juan Cole/Posted on 02/03/2011 by Juan

[http://www.juancole.com: Thoughts on the Middle East, History and Religion]




***

"I am dying, Egypt, dying."
Antony and Cleopatra (IV, xv, 41)


Somoza!
Horse fly!
The Butcher of Baghdad!
War cry!
The Peacock Throne!
Bye bye!
The Pharaoh's Throne!
Stand by!
Muslims!
Mummies!
Communists!
Terrorists!
Dictators!
Friends turn into Foes as
Fast as Rains become Snows!
Dictators will be allies
Even though they are bad guys!


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

TWO SUNS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE


An artist’s impression, inspired by the sharpest ever views of the
supergiant star Betelgeuse, reveals an enormous plume of gas almost as
big as our own Solar System blasting outwards.







Keep those insulated shoes on!
Earth may get a second sun if Betelgeuse blows its humongous top---
Then get ready to
hop,
hop,
hop!
The sky will be brighter with light---
Both day and night!
Will this happen anytime soon?
It will either happen tomorrow---
Or in a million years!
So get ready to shut your shutters!
Get ready to draw your curtains!
Get ready to wear polarized sunglasses!
Stock up on aloe vera, vitamin e, and vaseline!
It might be a bumpy ride from sunset to sunrise!
Oh, heck, forget about it!
Don't lose any sleep!
Betelgeuse can cook its goose---
But I'm not going to let it slip me in any noose!


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8275530/Second-sun-on-its-way.html










Sunday, January 16, 2011

HUNTING DAY







Slog: I wish the Homo Sapiens would just leave us alone.

Blog:
Me too. I'd like to catch up on some sleep.

Slog:
Yeah, but food first...sleep second. Remember, we're hunting today.

Blog:
I had almost forgotten. We'd better ask Gog, Sog and Hog to go with us if we ever expect to kill more than just tigers.

Slog:
Right. My mouth has been watering for some woolly Mammoth!

Blog:
Yummy!

Slog:
Oh no! Hundreds of Saps are coming our way!

Blog:
There goes our hunting...and here comes our extinction!

Slog:
Quick! Grab your sharpest spears and biggest rocks! We're going to need more than just Gog, Sog and Hog!



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/3352249/Neanderthals-ate-seafood-and-had-sophisticated-palates.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/3867382/Neanderthals-could-have-died-out-because-their-bodies-overheated.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/5972268/Neanderthals-may-have-been-killed-off-by-modern-humans.html

http://www.topnews.in/neanderthals-might-have-been-wiped-out-due-cannibalism-222988

Thursday, November 18, 2010

NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS





AIRPORT SECURITY:
Sir, is there anything suspicious on your person?

MALE PASSENGER:
No. But...

AS:
Sir, did you say butt?

MALE PASSENGER:
Yes, but...

AS:
Sir, come with me.

MALE PASSENGER:
But...

AS:
Yes, your butt!

[AS escorts the male passenger to a private room.]

MALE PASSENGER:
Why did you bring me here?

AS:
Sir, we must search your rectal cavity to make sure that there is nothing inside that poses any threat.

MALE PASSENGER:
You've got to be kidding? I'd rather just leave and go home.

AS:
No, sir. If you do that, we'll need to detain and fine you.

MALE PASSENGER:
But...

AS:
Exactly.



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

DON'T ASK AND DON'T TELL ON THE BATTLEFIELD





SOLDIER BOB:
Hey, Butch, how's it hanging?

SOLDIER BUTCH:
Hey, Bob, I told you to quit saying that.

SOLDIER BOB:
I don't mean anything by it...it's just my way of asking you how things are going.

SOLDIER BUTCH:
I know, but for me it's an unpleasant way to ask.

SOLDIER BOB:
Alright. I won't ask it like that again. So, how are you? What have you been up to?

SOLDIER BUTCH:
Just hanging out...I mean chilling until the next call to duty.

SOLDIER BOB:
Hold on...something's up.

SOLDIER BUTCH:
What is it? Some Incoming?

SOLDIER BOB:
No. It's the phone.

[SOLDIER BOB listens intently to the voice at the other end. A perplexed look is forming on his face.]

SOLDIER BUTCH:
It was Headquarters. The Commander just said that another Federal judge has reversed the decision on Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

SOLDIER BOB:
So?

SOLDIER BUTCH:
So we have to hold our fire. No more shooting. Hold on...it's the phone again. "Yes sir. Yes, we will, sir. Over and out."

SOLDIER BOB:
What is it now?

SOLDIER BUTCH:
We've been relieved of duty until we can legally be asked and tell again

SOLDIER BOB:
What should we do now?

SOLDIER BUTCH:
GET MARRIED!

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!




Saturday, September 18, 2010

ELITE TEABAGS DOPE(S) AND DELUSION




The bituminous and bumpy road to 2012 is starting to bubble and boil with trouble and toil.

America...
Of what stuff are ye made?

Who shall we Americans put our trust in next?

To whom will we throw our precious marbles in November and 2012?

Will Ethics ever trump the quest for political power?

Will more or fewer politicians transcend their own thirsty Greed for position and power?

Will the election of new Senators and Congressman in November result in those who will defend and fight for the strapped and suffering poor---for the struggling and stymied Middle Class---instead of defending and fighting for the more than comfortable Super-Rich?

Tax what we consume and not our jobs!

Will fear continue to be the dominant sound that is vomited out of clangorous trumpets?

Will the ranting voices of radicals continue to be louder than the calmer notes of humanity and reason?

I fear for America.

I am fearful not because I believe those---or believe in them---whose arrogant and inflated egos are shrieking...

I am fearful because I fear that a growing number of Americans are suspending their critical thinking, and are now swallowing---hook, bait, and sinker---the radical, ruthless and disingenuous rhetoric of demagogues.

If you can't reach out to or teach people with facts, then just keep scaring them with fabrication!

You betcha!

Americans who are out of work will be voting for CHANGE AGAIN, but the change (and changes) that they are yearning and yelling for will not be as important and propitious as the current (and future) HOPE of the Obama administration.

The Tea-Baggers bellow a lot, but mostly for naught.

Their bellowing is not so much for the majority of the American people---or for social-environmental improvements---as it is for just kicking out an authentic and hopeful American who just happens to be black.
Oh, and one must not forget that their braying is also for the very wealthiest who have feathered their nasty nests.

The bigotry and racism of the Tea Party are more powerful than its humanism, but for the sake of the nation, hopefully they are not more persuasive.

The Disaster of the Bush Decade will not disappear with a Tea Party or Republican victory, but if victory is had, the effects of their return to power will repeat a history that cursed our nation in the previous decade.

I'll take the Hope of Democrats over the Change of the Tea Party and GOP anytime.

Friday, September 10, 2010

TO BURN OR NOT TO BURN






He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
Abraham Lincoln

We have forgotten the gracious hand which has preserved us in peace and multiplied and enriched and strengthened us, and have vainly imagined in the deceitfulness of our hearts that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own. Intoxicated with unbroken success, we have become too self sufficient to feel the necessity of redeeming and preserving Grace, too proud to pray to the God that made us.
Abraham Lincoln


***

To love or not to love?

To understand.

To forgive.

To Transcend...to Transform...to increase the better angels of our nature.

We can tolerate others if they do not harm us.

We cannot tolerate those who want to do us harm.

America was once founded on religious freedom---and yes, the Creator---the Divine Spark, etc.... was mentioned by more than a few of the "Founding Fathers" more often than not.

But things have changed.

Regardless of whether 9-11 was an inside or outside job---THE UNITED STATES DOES HAVE ENEMIES.

All conquering empires have.

But it seems that we now have a surplus.

There are too many reasons to enumerate here in this short letter of (clichés?) aphoristic thoughts.

Is it because of our own expansive and expensive consumption of things?

China would probably say yes, but not criticize this Raison d'être for their own expanding Economy.

We are number one in the World as Over-Consumers.

We must exploit and conquer and contain real estate ( and oil), in order to maintain our expansive and abundant lifestyles.

This might not be bad in itself, except for Wars, Ecological Destruction, etc.

And in order to continue these commodious and consumptive ways of living, we must keep our enemies (competitors?) at bay.

But today, the day before the "anniversary" of September 11, it is as Pogo has told us:

We have met the enemy and he is us.

But more precisely, Pogo, the enemy is Florida preacher Jerry Jones, and all of his (unkind) kind.

Ignorance, Intolerance, Closed-mindedness, and Hatred are as strong an enemy as Al-Qaeda.


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

Saturday, September 04, 2010

SPEWING SPIGOTS FULL OF BRAIN FREEZES & 2012




bigoted evangelistic
politicians
babbling hate and fear
making people
fearful and hateful
pining for perfect order
for beds of roses
for this and that

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

DRUGS GUNS BLOOD-SUCKING BEDBUGS AND POLITICIANS









Bedbugs and politicians have been with us for a long time.

Natural remedies for human ills began long before modern science gave us modern medicine with its myriad wonder drugs and its many quack potions.

Drug Pushers (Cartels-Corporations) and Politicians are as happy as the Blood-sucking Bedbugs.

All produce a lot of human itching and scratching.

Guns?

They make a lot of money and produce a lot of pain, which drives drug pushers to make more drugs.

The bed bugs are quite content to suck our blood while the guns and drugs are doing their jobs.



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

***

Hard evidence for a long human association turned up fairly recently, when British archaeologists excavating an ancient Egyptian village found the oldest bedbug on record: The fossilized fellow dated back about 3,500 years, to before the time of King Tut.

Bedbugs first turned up in print in ancient Greece and Rome. The Roman philosopher Pliny described the bugs in a book on natural history; Greek playwright Aristophanes wrote the pests into several plays.

Source: LA Times


***

High Temperatures Cause UAE Bed Bugs To Bite

When temperatures increase, so do the incidents of bugs, including those that your mother sang about before you went to bed

As complex, rollercoaster climate change alters life on this planet, we will confront new and unforeseen challenges. Some problems we can anticipate such as reduced food supply and further reductions of biodiversity. We’ve encountered higher, more fatal flooding incidents as a result of decreased biomass, as well as drought. But other symptoms of global warming, such as the new tide of insect infestations in the UAE, may seem less dramatic and less obvious. Could rising temperatures in the United Arab Emirates be the cause of a new tide of insect infestations?

5 MM Long Bed Bugs Are Bitin’

Megan Detrie from The National reports that a new strain of bed bugs has infiltrated the United Arab Emirates. Only 5mm long, they hitch a ride into people’s homes via clothing and personal items, and then stake out in beds, paintings, wall sockets, and essentially any other elusive, dark place.

The bugs are more active during the summer due to the heat and humidity, but remain a problem year-round, according to pest experts. “The incidences are increasing,” said Mr R, the operations manager of National Pest Control, with offices in Abu Dhabi, Dubai and Sharjah.

“Out of 10 inquiries, seven of them are for bed bugs.”

These bugs are able to survive up to 18 months without food, though they typically seek out nourishment every eight days. When they do, they sneak out of their dark crevices at night, while the rest of the home is fast asleep.

Slippery little buggers

As a result, bed bugs are very difficult to snuff out. Further adding to their cunning, the pests have evolved to resist low level pesticides used to control them, and require several blasts, leading to drastic efforts to exterminate them. Unfortunately, some of these methods have exterminated people instead.

“The Ministry of Environment and Water has increased the limits on the kinds of pesticides available to licensed pest control companies after two of five-month-old triplets died when pest controllers sprayed their neighbour’s home in Ajman in late March,” according to Detrie.

Dubai’s municipality demands that pest controllers disclose the pesticides they are using, as well as their registration certificates, but this hasn’t stopped some “rogue” outfits from taking matters into their own hands.






Monday, August 09, 2010

IN TODAY'S NEWS


1. THE FIRST TEST TUBE BABY HAD A BABY
[IN A TEST TUBE?}

2. THE U.S. IS NUMBER 12 IN THE WORLD FOR ASSOCIATE DEGREES. CANADA IS #1, SOUTH KOREA IS #2, AND RUSSIA IS #3.
[WHY?]

3. STUDY: PERSONALITIES MAY BE SET AS EARLY AS FIRST GRADE
[AND CHARACTER?]

4. RICHARD HAAS ON AFGHANISTAN: IT'S HARD TO MAKE THE CASE THAT IT'S WORTH IT.
[IF IT'S NOT HARD THEN WHY BE SOFT ON GETTING OUT?]

5. UN: PAKISTAN FLOOD MISERY MAY RIVAL 2004 INDIAN OCEAN TSUNAMI AND 2010 HAITI EARTHQUAKE
[WHAT'S NEXT?]

6. BOEHNER [R-OH] SAYS 14TH AMENDMENT REVISION "WORTH CONSIDERING"
[YEAH, GIVE IT A NEW, TANNED AND ORANGE LOOK]

7. REPORT: WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION TO DECLARE H1N1 PANDEMIC OVER
[DID IT EVER REALLY EXIST?]

8. LOS ANGELES TIMES: BIG MONEY SITS ON THE SIDELINES OF POT LEGALIZATION BATTLE
[FOR TAXES, VOTES, POT...OR ALL THREE?]

9. BOEHNER [R-OH] SAYS "THERE ARE A LOT OF OPTIONS" ON RAISING RETIREMENT AGE.
[A LOT OF OPTIONS? THIS IS JUST OBFUSCATION BENEATH AN ORANGE TAN (ORANGUTAN?). THE CURRENT AGE TO RETIRE WOULD JUST GO UP!]

10. JOE SCARBOROUGH ON AFGHANISTAN: "WE WON, LET'S GO HOME".
[GOOD IDEA]



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!


Thursday, August 05, 2010

PEACOCKS CROWS AND COJONES







The little lady from Wasilla is coming into her own...

ABSURDITY, INANITY, STUPIDITY...

Well, let's just call it her BOORISH, PETULANT, PETTINESS.

When I see and hear the boorish, petulant, and petty Palin, I cannot disassociate her from the ominous words in the bumper sticker at the top.

And this petty, petulant, and pretty "princess" is a comedian---not a SERIOUS politician---and she certainly is NOT a statesman.
Not now...

Not tomorrow...

Nor in the Hereafter.

P.S.
She's a bad comedian!



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!


P.S.
PALIN WILL CONTINUE TO PIPE OUT HER PIOUS, POISONOUS, AND PARANOID CATERWAULS, HOPING TO GAIN POLITICAL POWER AND FORTUNE.

PROPAGANDISTIC PROWESS IS BEING USED TO POSSESS THE (MOOSE) HORNS OF THE U.S. PRESIDENCY, AND/OR ASSIST OTHERS TO DO SO.

BUT CAN THIS WINKING WHINER FROM WASILLA WIN THE WHITE HOUSE, AND TAKE THE COUNTRY AWAY (AGAIN) FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?

SHE POSSESSES THE GLITZ AND GLAMOUROUS GIGGLESGIGGLES, BUT HOPEFULLY SHE WON'T POSSESS THE PRIZE OF THE GULLIBILITY OF A NATION THAT IS FULL OF DAZED AND DISGRUNTLED VOTERS WHO ARE AS FICKLE AS THE WEATHER.

THIS IS THE BAD NEWS.

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT PALIN IS PHYSICALLY PRESENT, BUT PSYCHOLOGICALLY ABSENT!







Monday, July 19, 2010

TO REFUDIATE OR NOT TO REFUDIATE



Something in the wind
Pomp and circumstance Tedious as a twice-told tale
Stony hearted Primrose path
Trippingly on the tongue Set my teeth on edge
Something wicked this way comes



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

MAD TO THE MAX



I've watched the
Lethal Weapon movies a number of times.

I liked the first one the best.

I remember how convincing Mr. Gibson looked every time that he acted insane.

Mel's big, blue eyes didn't blink.

Would he pull the trigger or continue to just look mad?

Mad Mel Gibson has (as the saying goes) some issues.

Is it easier to hate life and the world than it is to love and embrace them?

Mr. Gibson, you've become a dangerous disappointment.


IT'S THE OIL STUPID!



Monday, July 12, 2010

SYNTHETIC LIFE FORMS


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7310325/Spanish-scientist-claims-grown-worlds-human-monkey-hybrid.html





Creation
By Emily Cooper



"It's important to watermark and label synthetic organisms".
Craig Venter
(Founder of Synthetic Genomics)



*


Maybe it's better to not make these synthetic organisms in the first place.

The word Organism has an innocuous sound, but the words synthetic life form don't.

Or would the human race be better off with some "new blood".

Perhaps it's time for our petroleum-polluted planet to have new forms of life.

We can't wait much longer for benevolent extraterrestrials to save us---

or for malevolent ones who might put us out of our misery.




Below are two letters I wrote in 2005-06.


MEN LIKE GODS

Chimeras. Human-Animal Hybrids.
Lion-Goat-Serpents.
Welcome---once again---to Brave New World.
No need to be invaded by extraterrestrials.
This world is making its own aliens.
Men like gods will do as they want or need to do.
In this case, to create new creatures never before on the planet. A kind of New-age urban renewal.
"The technology is advancing quicker than the regulations," said Osagie Obasogie of the Oakland-based Center for Genetics and Society, which opposes the mixing of human and animal cells.
Of course, this genetic engineering is intended only to do good things.
But we all know about good intentions and where they sometimes go. Take as an example Mr. Atom.
Progress does not put on any brakes.
Tomorrow we might see ourselves in zoos and looking out at the new and improved creatures that we have created.
At least I can dream.





The Human Mouse

Get ready for mice with human brains.

That's not the end of it. There are already pigs with 80% human blood and sheep with human livers.

These chimera are the latest products of our Brave New World.

The mouse with a human brain is the brainchild of the Stanford University's Institute of Cancer/Stem Cell Biology.

The "human" mouse will be made from the stem cells of aborted fetuses.

How noble!

The cat will be in more jeopardy than the brainier mouse in a cat-and-mouse chase.

Science is boldly taking us where perhaps we shouldn’t go.

The Peaceful Atom is not so peaceful anymore.

So, how can we expect mice with human brains to improve Humanity?

“Are you a Man or a Mouse?”

I’m going to eat some cheese and think about it.

Poor mouse!

He was so cute and harmless until he was HUMANIZED.





 IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!




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"Lab creates new life form"

By ANDY SOLTIS
May 21, 2010
http://www.nypost.com


It's alive!

Scientists have generated a new form of life, a tiny cell powered by lab-made DNA, they announced yesterday.

The stunning breakthrough, after 15 years, many false starts and $30-plus million of research, opens the door to designer microbes that could fight pollution, vaccinate against diseases and produce biofuels that would replace gas and oil.

J. Craig Venter, of a self-named institute in Maryland, said his 20-member scientific team sewed together pieces of the genetic material of a goat-disease microbe.

He said the result, a kind of genetic "software," was created using just four bottles of chemicals, a computer and a kind of chemical copy-making machine. "This is the first self-replicating species that we have had on the planet whose parent is a computer," Venter said.


Thursday, July 08, 2010

MAMA GRIZZLIES PINK ELEPHANTS AND SARAH PALIN


Sarah Palin is a sexy, gooey, gushing gal...
Like a yawning oil well!

More of her rhetorical tar balls are rolling across our television screens.

Her oily and gaudy globules are getting bigger and bigger as the 2012 election gets closer and closer.

It's once again getting exciting.

While the U.S. Economy is trying to come out of its tailspin, the road to the White House is newly paved and painted, and it is starting to get busy.

Hold on to your hats.

Put on your thinking caps.

Paul the Octopus needs to stay strong and healthy...

Because there's plenty of prognosticating ahead!



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!