Friday, July 25, 2008

Q & A

How will Barack Obama’s overseas trip affect his chances of winning the election?

It increases his chances of winning the election.

John McCain has become what Phil Gramm accused the American people of being:

A whiner.

The irritability in McCain’s voice increases with each gain that Obama makes, whether it comes from enthusiastic crowds, poll numbers, or making 3-pointers.

At this moment Obama is swishing his way to a victory in November.

And after what Iraqi President Nouri al-Maliki said, the tires on McCain’s bus have become deflated.



How important is John McCain’s V.P. pick?

Since McCain (I know, I’m beating a moribund horse) isn’t getting any younger, he will need to select a more youthful person to be his VP, and since McCain has poor grades in Economics (and Geography!), the choice of Mitt Romney might help.

But in the chain of being the next president, John McCain is the weakest link.

His VP selection might not help that much.



How can the Republican Party excite young voters?

Janet Jackson can have another wardrobe malfunction.



What do you make of President Bush’s assessment that “Wall Street got drunk” when it comes to the ailing economy?

It makes me remember just how dumb this moron is.

I am surprised (but happy) that the world has not been blown up by George W. Bush.

So far he has only blown up the cradle of civilization.

A drunken sailor would make more sense than Bush.

How much confidence do you have in John McCain’s ability to deal with Iraq?

I have plenty of confidence that John McCain will continue the “deals” that the Bush cabal has established in Iraq.

McCain is a pawn on the chessboard of the corporate military-industrial complex.

His moves will keep America entangled in Iraq forever.

He will not deal with Iraq so much as deal the same cards that Bush has held for almost eight years:

Lies, lies, lies.

Why do some Hillary Clinton supporters want to derail Barack Obama’s nomination?

They’re sore losers, dumb blondes, and Republicans who have disguised themselves as Democrats.

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!


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