Sam: Hi Ella. How are you?
Ella: Good. How about yourself?
Sam: Not too good.
Ella: What’s wrong?
Sam: I’m not sure.
Ella: Maybe you should go to the doctor?
Sam: I’ve got an appointment tomorrow morning.
Ella: What are your symptoms?
Sam: Headache, abdominal pain, fever, diarrhea, nausea…
Ella: Woah…it sounds like you might have salmonella. Did you eat any tomatoes recently?
Sam: That’s the strange part. No.
Ella: Well, the government doesn’t know for sure if it’s the tomatoes. What else have you been eating?
Sam: Well, now that you ask, I’ve been eating a lot of Mexican food lately.
Ella: Jalapeños?
Sam: Lots.
Ella: Then you might have the hot kind of salmonella. Green salsa Salmonella!
Sam: Hey, no jokes, please. I feel rotten.
Ella: Sorry.
Sam: I’m going home.
Ella: Call me tomorrow after you see the doctor.
Sam: O.K. [Groaning]
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
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