DEMOCRACY AND THE KORAN

The U.S. military has been accused of flushing the Koran down the toilet.

Nothing new here.

The Constitution has been flushed, too.

The U.S. Congress (with the blessings of Bush) is about to flush the filibuster rule.

Your freedom of privacy on the Internet is about to be flushed by a new and improved Patriot Act.

Mr. Clean is needed immediately!

Stop flushing holy books and democracy down the toilet!

Underwear Commercial

Underwear Commercial

By Mad Plato

Saddam Hussein should be in underwear commercials.

Don't condemn the pictures of Saddam in his underwear.

A company could say in its commercial:

"If a dictator can look this good in Fright of the Gloom underwear, so can you!"

Of course, spiff Saddam up a bit.

Shave him.

Groom him.

Then snap him into some shorts.

Jockey or Boxer?

News Update

Michael Jackson showered and slept with young boys.

Pretty soon he may have to shower with bigger boys. (Nope. He was not guilty.)

Robert Blake was found not guilty.

Terry Schiavo is gone.

The Pope has gone (to Heaven).

Bush has been kissing Sharon's & a sheikh’s butt.

(Hands for oil.)

Tom Delay's butt’s in a sling.

Bankruptcy laws are gone.

The 200 year-old filibuster law may soon be gone.

Oil prices have gone through the roof.

Our taxes have gone to the IRS again.

The new (and improved?) Patriot Act will not require any court approval for electronic surveillance.

Bush milked a stallion.

(Hand for horse.)

A grenade got close to Bush.

Nobody has gone back to the moon.

Later.

FREEDOM OR DEATH?

"When the government fears the people, there is liberty; when the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
Thomas Jefferson


The Bush presidency is not yet done removing our civil liberties.
It wants the Patriot Act to not only become permanent, but to get bigger.
In secret, this most secretive and cunning Bush cabal is meeting to pass new, sordid, and liberty-defacing laws.
So much for keeping (let alone spreading) liberty here or abroad!
The Home of the Brave and the Land of the Free is getting less and less free, and less and less brave every day.
Unless by bravery one means the brave arrogance of this Bush cabal.
In the name of fighting its war on terrorism (Remember: it used to be communism!), the growing Bush dictatorship is planning to pass a bill that will further increase its powers.
Pat Roberts (R-Kan) is writing the bill.
It will allow the FBI to subpoena records WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM A JUDGE OR GRAND JURY. It would give the FBI "new power to issue administrative subpoenas, which ARE NOT REVIEWED BY A JUDGE OR GRAND JURY, for quickly obtaining RECORDS, ELECTRONIC DATA OR OTHER EVIDENCE IN TERRORISM INVESTIGATIONS." (YAHOO! NEWS/ "GOP Aides Say New Patriot Act Obliges Bush"/ by MARK SHERMAN, Associated Press Writer)
"Well, I have nothing to fear or hide. I am not a terrorist."
And...so the bill will probably pass.
How many terrorists are Americans?
Why does such a law need to be passed?
Couldn't one (or more) judges review the subpoenas on any potential or suspected terrorists? Secret search powers should not apply to all Americans.
But fascism & dictatorship don't like to do things half-assed.
This bill is too extreme, but it fits the burgeoning dictatorial style of this presidency.
Bush should be subpoenaed to stand trial for his “terroristic” attacks on this country's security & democracy!
Oh, and the lies about the Iraq war & 9/11.

NEW RULES FOR CHEERLEADERS

All cheerleaders in Texas public high schools will now have to wear potato sacks, and no part of their human anatomy (except their heads) will be visible.
This is a new law just passed by Texas lawmakers.
Only the head may move.
Arms and legs will be tied.
All lascivious lip movements are prohibited.
Only songs without words are allowed.
Music from the Big Band era is recommended.
Now, let's have some cheers!!

Homeland Security

Homeland Security
By Mad Plato


A little plane in the sky, close to the White House, close to Dick Cheney’s place…and all hell breaks loose.
Run for your lives!
Two F-16’s are in the air before you can say Holy Smoke.
Compare this recent evacuation drill to what happened on September 11,2001.
Boy, how two invasions and another (foreknown?) Pearl Harbor-later can change the modus operandi.
Something (like the Truth) has been rotting in Denmark (i.e. Washington, D.C.) since the Bush cabal was installed.
But the American public continues to dwell in TV-la-la land.
It’s time to save the Bill of Rights before it is too late!
And let’s get those solar cars rolling ASAP!