Thursday, May 19, 2005

News Update




Michael Jackson showered and slept with young boys.

Pretty soon he may have to shower with bigger boys. (Nope. He was not guilty.)

Robert Blake was found not guilty.

Terry Schiavo is gone.

The Pope has gone (to Heaven).

Bush has been kissing Sharon's & a sheikh’s butt.

(Hands for oil.)

Tom Delay's butt’s in a sling.

Bankruptcy laws are gone.

The 200 year-old filibuster law may soon be gone.

Oil prices have gone through the roof.

Our taxes have gone to the IRS again.

The new (and improved?) Patriot Act will not require any court approval for electronic surveillance.

Bush milked a stallion.

(Hand for horse.)

A grenade got close to Bush.

Nobody has gone back to the moon.

Later.

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