Saturday, May 14, 2005

NEW RULES FOR CHEERLEADERS

All cheerleaders in Texas public high schools will now have to wear potato sacks, and no part of their human anatomy (except their heads) will be visible.
This is a new law just passed by Texas lawmakers.
Only the head may move.
Arms and legs will be tied.
All lascivious lip movements are prohibited.
Only songs without words are allowed.
Music from the Big Band era is recommended.
Now, let's have some cheers!!

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