I saw a new invention on TV.
It's called a dog thong.
Its purpose is to filter dog farts.
(Notice that I am politically incorrect and didn't euphemize with canine flatulence.)
It costs 20 dollars.
You put this thing on the dog's rear end.
Of course, it covers the area where the dog farts [i.e. emits the canine flatulence].
The dog thong has a carbon filter (comparable to what soldiers wear to protect against chemical attacks.)
I guess you can take this thing off for awhile after your dog has done his or her duty.
America.
What a country!
We invent and sell everything!
It's called a dog thong.
Its purpose is to filter dog farts.
(Notice that I am politically incorrect and didn't euphemize with canine flatulence.)
It costs 20 dollars.
You put this thing on the dog's rear end.
Of course, it covers the area where the dog farts [i.e. emits the canine flatulence].
The dog thong has a carbon filter (comparable to what soldiers wear to protect against chemical attacks.)
I guess you can take this thing off for awhile after your dog has done his or her duty.
America.
What a country!
We invent and sell everything!
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