Wednesday, August 02, 2006

PUMP UP THE TESTOSTERONE

The Saber Rattler-in-Chief Long War (Decider) President swaggers even when to swagger is probably not the thing to do when the world seems to be on the brink of World War III or IV.
Or maybe it is the only thing to do under such conditions.
Munching rolls and uttering foul language aren’t enough in order for testosterone to do its work.
The way to employ testosterone is for its leader to make war, or for that leader to say that its country’s military has the necessary private parts sufficiently large to make war.
Peace is for girlie men.
Kings, Emperors, Presidents and Dictators must prepare for and have war.
Each must show that his prowess and privates are loaded and cocked .
Thus it is that the Long War President rattled his sword and swung some privy parts:
“We've got a very strong military and we can deal with any threat to the homeland there is, and will, if we have to.”
I guess one would not want his and her leader to say otherwise
We would not our leader to say:
“We aren’t ready. We are too weak to face any new threats.”
Some other remarks that the Decider recently made in an interview with Neil Cavuto on July 31, 2006:
“Even if the American people don't think that we're still at war, I do, and therefore will deploy the assets of the federal government to protect us here at home."
"I think about Al Qaeda every day."
"Long-term peace for Americans will come when liberty is unleashed in the Middle East."

Unleash the testosterone!
Pump it up!

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