A FEW THINGS THAT HILLARY CLINTON AND RUDY GUILIANI WILL DO AS YOUR PRESIDENT

HC: I will bring the troops home and give health care to all Americans.
RG: I will bomb Iran and win the Global War on Terrorism.
HC: I will make Bill bake cookies.
RG: I will stop putting on dresses.
HC: I will keep my cleavage covered.
RG: I will keep my teeth covered.