SHOCK AND AWE

Cardiologist: 
O.K. Dick. Are you ready for us to give a SHOCK to your heart?

DC: 
Yep. Just make sure you don't miss. I sometimes do.

Cardiologist: 
Don't worry, sir, my aim is excellent.

DC: 
Good. Leave the ducks and quail for me to shoot.

Cardiologist: 
Yes sir.

Aide to Cardiologist:
Sir, phone call for Mr. Cheney.

Cardiologist:
Who in the blazes is it? I'm almost ready to give Dick his SHOCK.

Aide to Cardiologist:
It's the Decider.

Cardiologist: 
Who? Oh, you mean George W. Bush. Dick, it's your former boss.

DC:
Quack! Hello?

GWB: 
Dick, have you had that SHOCK thing done yet?

DC: 
Not yet sir.

GWB:
Good. I want the doctor to also give you some AWE.

DC: 
Yes, yes. I love SHOCK and AWE. Thanks for thinking about me.

GWB:
O.K. Doc. Fire away!

Cardiologist:
Quack!




DICK CHENEY AND GEORGE W. BUSH: LIARS AND KILLERS