Tuesday, December 04, 2007

THE NIE ASSESSMENT

GWB: Doggone it! How did we allow this NIE assessment on Iran to come out?
AIDE: Mr. President, we're looking into the matter.
GWB: You'd better and fast if Dick and I are going to pull the wool over the country's eyes again so that we can do some more bombing.
AIDE: Yes sir.
GWB: How is it looking for something bad to happen so that we can blame Iran for it?
AIDE: We're working on that, too, sir.
GWB: Good. Dick and I won't be in town much longer, and we need to leave a going away present.
AIDE: Yes sir.
GWB: O.K. Back to my soaps.
Honey, bring me some more pretzels and beer.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

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