John McCain: I was recently accused of losing my bear rings.
My friends, I will tell you now that I don’t have any bear rings and never will. When I get any bear rings, you will be the first to know.
Joe Lieberman (Sotto voce): John, I think you want to say bearings---those little metal balls---not rings for bears.
John McCain: Oh…Right.
My friends, I have been told that I misunderstood the term bearings.
I stand corrected.
But I still stand by my earlier statement: I don’t have any bears, nor do I have any rings where I keep my bears.
I do own a bicycle, however, so I know that I’ve got some bearings.
Thank you.
IT'S THE OIL STUPID!
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