BREW AND BROO HA-HA

THE CHARACTERS:
Sergeant James Crowley
Professor Henry Louis Gates
Barack Obama



BO:
Welcome gentlemen. The beer is on its way. I'm having a Budweiser. Sergeant Crowley, I believe you've asked for Blue Moon, and Professor Gates, I believe you've asked for Becks or Red Stripe.

PG:
Sounds good to me.

SC:
10-4.

BO:
First, let me say that I have great respect for both of your professions.

PG:
Thank you, Mr. President.

SC:
10-4.

BO:
Ah, here's the beer. Gentlemen, let's make a toast.

PG:
Sounds good to me.

SC:
10-4.

BO:
Here's to reconciliation and understanding.

PG:
O.K. But I'd also like an apology from this honky for arresting me in my own house.

SC:
Not a 10-4.

BO:
Sergeant and professor, I've got an idea. Let's play some one-on-one. The loser has to apologize.

PG:
Sounds good to me, but can we make it a game of pig?

BO:
Sergeant? Is this all right with you?

SC:
10-4. Except make it a horse instead of a pig.

BO:
O.K. The winner will be the one who wins best of seven.

PG:
Sounds good to me.

SC:
10-4.

BO:
First, let's have another beer.

PG:
Sounds good to me.

SC:
10-4.