Thursday, July 09, 2009

CROOKED INTELLIGENCE AGENCY






REPORTER:
Does the C.I.A. ever lie?

C.I.A.:
No.

REPORTER:
Was that a lie?

C.I.A.:
Maybe.

REPORTER:
Was the Iraq war based on lies?

C.I.A.:
Maybe.

REPORTER:
Will the sun rise tomorrow?

C.I.A.:
Maybe.

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