THE CHARACTERS
BO:
Barack Obama
SS:
Secret Service
MO:
Michelle Obama
AGENTS:
FBI and the US Citizenship and Immigration Services
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BO:
Hello? Yes, this is the President.
SS:
Sir, we have some visitors.
BO:
At Four in the morning?
SS:
Yes sir. It's USCIS and FBI.
BO:
What on earth do they want?
SS:
Proof of citizenship, sir.
BO:
Whose citizenship?
SS: Yours, sir.
BO: You've got to be kidding?
SS: No sir.
BO: Can't this wait until later?
SS: No sir. They have a Federal Warrant.
BO: Alright, just let me put on my bullet-proof vest, and I'll be right down.
MO:
What's the problem, honey?
BO:
Nothing serious. I'll be right back.
BO:
Good morning, fellows.
AGENT:
Sorry, sir, BUT we need to see some identification.
BO:
I'm the President of the United States. I don't need to do anything of the sort.
AGENT:
Actually sir, that's exactly why we need to see some identification. We need definitive proof of your citizenship.
BO:
You can't be serious?
AGENTS:
Yes, we can be sir. Now, if you'll just come outside we'd like to ask you a few questions.
BO:
I want to know your names and badge numbers.
AGENTS:
We'll do that sir, but first you must come outside.
BO:
This is stupid and silly. As President, I am ordering you off of the White House premises now.
AGENTS:
Sir, if you don't do as we ask, we'll have to handcuff you and bring you in.
BO:
I'm not budging. Michelle! Call Joe Biden and tell him to get down here lickety-split.
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