BREASTS AND SOUL

MADONNA!

Ma! 

 Don! 

Nah!

Poor (filthy rich), foul-mouthed Madonna! 

Ever since her daddy pulled her off of a stage, she has continued to push the envelope (and her body) to newer extremes.

              Madonna, dear Madonna, must keep up with the Joneses (I mean the Gagas) of the world.

At least the exposure of Janet Jackson’s breast was an accident.

 Or not.

But except for myself, I have nothing whatsoever against breasts. 

Women should be free to show their chests (left and right side) just like men.

Madonna’s breast(s)---both have been ogled before in book and magazine---and other places---is just another breast.  

Well, it’s Madonna’s breast, and there is only one Madonna, so it is one of a kind.

Nevertheless, Madonna, you have disappointed the world and me by brandishing your (right) breast.

We don’t want to see your breasts.

Just your soul!

You haven’t impressed me at all.

And yes---for men and women---the better part of valor is discretion.

 So Madonna, please be sure to tuck in your nip in the future.

Keep your chest undercover. 

Madonna, you’re in Rome on Tuesday, so do what they do…

Whatever that is.

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!