Wednesday, January 30, 2013

KIM CHEE DONG AND BONG





 

DONG:

Is the rocket ready?

BONG:

Almost. 

DONG:

Are we using liquid fuel this time?

BONG:

Yes, our great leader is very fond of gas, so he ordered that only liquid fuel be used.

DONG:

He is quite fond of kimchee, too!

BONG:

Whew! You’re telling me! , 씨발!  Ah shit,  I hope we’re not being monitored.

DONG:

If we are, your name will be grass, and not gas!

BONG:

I could smoke some right now.

DONG:

Shhh…or you’ll be in the Gulag tomorrow!

BONG:

Right. 

DONG:

Well, let’s get this baby ready for final countdown.
 
 
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!

 

 

 

Monday, January 28, 2013

IN THE NEWS: LIP-SYNCHING CLIMATE CHANGE MALI AND THE BENGHAZI FLU


 
"He was thinking about invading Iraq in 1999," said author and journalist Mickey Herskowitz. "It was on his mind. He said to me: 'One of the keys to being seen as a great leader is to be seen as a commander-in-chief.' And he said, 'My father had all this political capital built up when he drove the Iraqis out of Kuwait and he wasted it.' He said, 'If I have a chance to invade, if I had that much capital, I'm not going to waste it. I'm going to get everything passed that I want to get passed and I'm going to have a successful presidency." Herskowitz said that Bush expressed frustration at a lifetime as an underachiever in the shadow of an accomplished father. In aggressive military action, he saw the opportunity to emerge from his father's shadow.






Republicans have once again shown themselves to be the superior snipers.

A recent example of this was their asinine accusation that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had the “Benghazi Flu”.  It is only four years until the next Presidential election, and those who do not want another Clinton as President are getting their low blows in early, inane and insane as they may be.

  One wonders how much more absurd the Republican Circus can become.

 But give credit where it’s due, and that’s the credit that goes to the media buffoons who are cheerleaders and mouth pieces for the lunatics in the GOP.

 Yes, I am biased. 

There are fewer Democrats who are kooks.

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Another hot potato and red herring in the news was whether Beyonce had sung the National Anthem live, or had lip-synched it.

Did I notice?

Did I care?

No.

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President Obama is getting bashed and denounced because he is championing the environment.

This is quite a disappointment for those who supported Bush’s policies for killing the environment.

The GOP is the more suicidal political party.

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The U.S. is assisting France in yet another military “operation”, this time in Mali.
[http://www.infowars.com/u-s-action-in-mali-is-another-undeclared-war/]

Ron Paul calls US involvement in Mali 'undeclared war'

 



When will we stop giving away our treasury to other nations, and begin caring more about our own nation?

Many things that have been done in the name of National Security have not always made us more secure.

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IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!

                                                                        

 

 

Monday, January 21, 2013

FAT CATS OBESE MICE ENDOCRINE DISRUPTORS AND NEANDERTHALS


 

O wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in’t.

 —William Shakespeare, The Tempest
 

Cholesterol.

Triglycerides.

Lipids.

Fat.

These are some things we can do without, or at least without so much of them.

I know that I am quite overweight.

I know that I don’t exercise enough.

The good news is that I quit both smoking and drinking eleven and eighteen years ago, respectively.

What damage was done has been done, and time will tell whether really bad things result.

Actually, really bad things have already resulted:

1.Blocked arteries

2.    Decayed teeth

3.   Diabetes 2


And, of course, my fractured vertebra---and the “bulging discs”---that resulted from a traumatic fall---INTO my bathtub---of all places!

I hesitate to share these bad things, and I’m sure readers would rather not read or know about them, but at my age my life is an open book, and one that I suppose I am always writing about via my blogs. 

But it is a “book” less about me, and more about the crazy world we inhabit.

Two such examples of this world of craziness are a couple of articles that I recently read.

The second article is of a higher order of craziness than the first.

The first article is about obesity.

Obesity is not just mono causal (if that is a word).

There is more than one cause.

Or so it was indicated in the following (excerpted) article:


Bruce Blumberg, a developmental biologist at the University of California, Irvine, coined the term “obesogen” in a 2006 journal article to refer to chemicals that cause animals to store fat. Initially, this concept was highly controversial among obesity experts, but a growing number of peer-reviewed studies have confirmed his finding and identified some 20 substances as obesogens.

The role of these chemicals has been acknowledged by the presidential task force on childhood obesity, and the National Institutes of Health has become a major funder of research on links between endocrine disruptors and both obesity and diabetes.

Among chemicals identified as obesogens are materials in plastics, canned food, agricultural chemicals, foam cushions and jet fuel. For example, a study in the fall found that triflumizole, a fungicide used on many food crops, like leafy vegetables, causes obesity in mice.


There is more to fat than meets the mind or eyes.

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The second article I found much more interesting, and it was definitely the better candidate for first prize under the craziness label.



There is a (crazy=mad) scientist, Harvard Medical School Professor George Church, who wants to create/clone a Neanderthal man.

But even crazier are his reasons:

“Neanderthals might think differently than we do. They could even be more intelligent than us,” he said. “When the time comes to deal with an epidemic or getting off the planet, it’s conceivable that their way of thinking could be beneficial.”

Professor Church is nothing if not a pessimistic realist with optimistic solutions in mind:

“It could even be that you want just a few mutations

from the Neanderthal genome,” he said.

 “Suppose you were to realize:
Wow, these five mutations might change the neuronal
pathways, the skull size, a few key things. They could
give us what we want in terms of neutral diversity. I
doubt that we are going to particularly care about their
facial morphology, though.”

Tell Hollywood and Washington D.C. that last part.
They will laugh until the clones come home.

 
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!
 
 
POSTSCRIPT:
 
I never published the following, and it's old news now.
I could swear that I was reading Aldous Huxley's Brave New World when I read this:
"British scientists will try to create human-animal embryos for the first time after receiving the go-ahead from the government's fertility regulator yesterday. The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority said it had offered year-long licences to two teams of scientists... the HFEA has sought to clarify whether the creation of embryos by fusing animal and human tissues is legal and scientifically justified."
"...embryos must be destroyed after 14 days when they are no bigger than a pinhead, and cannot be implanted into the womb. In a statement, the authority said its licensing committee had "determined that the applications satisfied all the requirements of the law".

From The Guardian

Human-animal emyryos get the go-ahead

January 18,
2008
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/jan/18/genetics.stemcells

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You can't stop Progress.
You can't slow down the march of Time, or erase the footprints of Science.
But will what Science comes up with next be for the best?
"We are doing what we're doing with good intentions. We want to improve the human race and ease its suffering."
(And make billions while doing it!)



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, January 18, 2013

WHAT YOU DIDN'T GET TO HEAR DURING THE OPRAH INTERVIEW WITH LANCE ARMSTRONG





OW:

Welcome to the big O show!

LA:

Thank you, Oprah, it’s my pleasure.

OW:

Yes or No.

Were you telling the truth when you just said it was your pleasure?

LA:

No, Oprah, but I’ll try not to lie again.

OW:

O.K. Good.

Let’s begin with your testicles.

Yes or No.

Do you still have any?

LA:
Yes.

OW:

O.K. Good.

Yes or No.

Are you wearing briefs or jockey?

LA:

Oprah, is that really necessary for you to know?

OW:

Yes.

I’m the inquisitor.

You must answer everything that I ask you.

LA:

Briefs. Black and white.

OW:

Was that out of respect to our President?

LA:

Yes.

OW:

O.K.

Let’s get to the steroids.

Yes or No.

Are you using them today?

LA:

No.

OW:

Have you lost weight since discontinuing the steroids?

LA:

Yes.

OW:

Yes or No.

Have your gonads gotten smaller?

LA:

Yes.

OW:

O.K. Good.

Let’s take a short break, and we’ll be right back with the show!
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!
 

Thursday, January 17, 2013

THE COSMIC COMIC


 


 

 

 

 

One thing for sure, God has a great sense of humor.

I knew this was true when I started looking at pictures of moths and caterpillars. 

It made me write the following:

God, his Angels, and the Devil were sitting in the Creator’s Celestial Chamber.

Wet boards, markers, I-Pads, drinks (Heavenly Spirits) ---and yes, food for the gods--- sat on the Almighty’s Table.

Angels and the Devil sat hunched, cogitating, closely watching the Boss’s eyebrows rising and falling while He was doing His Own Cogitation.

Suddenly---out of nowhere, out of thin air, out of the Heavenly Ether---there appeared a caterpillar, slowly traipsing its way across the Table.

All cogitating went into high gear!

POOF!
Angels and the Devil saw a bright, bluish light shoot across the Table, which had bolted out of God’s Almighty Head.

A large moth began batting his beautiful wings, looking almost like the caterpillar that had been walking across the Table just seconds ago.

God smiled.

Angels and the Devil smiled.

Another beautiful creation had been created!

Amen!




IT'S THE RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!