OW:
Welcome to the big O show!
LA:
Thank you, Oprah, it’s my pleasure.
OW:
Yes or No.
Were you telling the truth when you just said it was your pleasure?
LA:
No, Oprah, but I’ll try not to lie again.
OW:
O.K. Good.
Let’s begin with your testicles.
Yes or No.
Do you still have any?
LA:
Yes.
Yes.
OW:
O.K. Good.
Yes or No.
Are you wearing briefs or jockey?
LA:
Oprah, is that really necessary for you to know?
OW:
Yes.
I’m the inquisitor.
You must answer everything that I ask you.
LA:
Briefs. Black and white.
OW:
Was that out of respect to our President?
LA:
Yes.
OW:
O.K.
Let’s get to the steroids.
Yes or No.
Are you using them today?
LA:
No.
OW:
Have you lost weight since discontinuing the steroids?
LA:
Yes.
OW:
Yes or No.
Have your gonads gotten smaller?
LA:
Yes.
OW:
O.K. Good.
Let’s take a short break, and we’ll be right back with the show!
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!
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