Friday, January 18, 2013

WHAT YOU DIDN'T GET TO HEAR DURING THE OPRAH INTERVIEW WITH LANCE ARMSTRONG





OW:

Welcome to the big O show!

LA:

Thank you, Oprah, it’s my pleasure.

OW:

Yes or No.

Were you telling the truth when you just said it was your pleasure?

LA:

No, Oprah, but I’ll try not to lie again.

OW:

O.K. Good.

Let’s begin with your testicles.

Yes or No.

Do you still have any?

LA:
Yes.

OW:

O.K. Good.

Yes or No.

Are you wearing briefs or jockey?

LA:

Oprah, is that really necessary for you to know?

OW:

Yes.

I’m the inquisitor.

You must answer everything that I ask you.

LA:

Briefs. Black and white.

OW:

Was that out of respect to our President?

LA:

Yes.

OW:

O.K.

Let’s get to the steroids.

Yes or No.

Are you using them today?

LA:

No.

OW:

Have you lost weight since discontinuing the steroids?

LA:

Yes.

OW:

Yes or No.

Have your gonads gotten smaller?

LA:

Yes.

OW:

O.K. Good.

Let’s take a short break, and we’ll be right back with the show!
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!
 

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