TRUMP SPEAKS

I am a rich man with very big hands.

When I am president I will give orders and THESE ORDERS will be followed.

I will torture anyone I LIKE...I MEAN DON'T LIKE.

MY ORDERS WILL BE CARRIED OUT.

I will make this country great again.

I will build a great, great wall.

It will be terrific.

When I am president China, Mexico, and Japan will start paying their dues.

I will bring so many jobs to America that your head will spin (or is it swim?).

I will make this country great again.

I'M REALLY RICH!

I AM FLEXIBLE!

I AM A MAN WITH AN ANIMAL UPON HIS HEAD!

I WILL BE A GREAT DICTATOR!

JUST WAIT AND SEE!

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!