Monday, March 16, 2009

UNTIL DEATH AND DICKEY WICKER DO US PART



Manfred:
They’re coming for you and me tomorrow.

Evangeline:
Who?

Manfred:
The National Institutes of Health.

Evangeline:
Why?

Manfred:
They need more embryos to make stem cells, and you and I are at the top of their list.

Evangeline:
We haven’t even set a date for our wedding yet.

Manfred:
I know---but science can’t wait. There won’t be any wedding.

Evangeline:
What time is the in vitro fertilization?

Manfred:
1 P.M.

Evangeline:
Good. That gives me enough time to clean up around here, and get ready for implantation.

Manfred:
No, that isn’t necessary.

Evangeline:
Why not?

Manfred:
Remember, we’ll develop in a petri dish---not a uterus.

Evangeline:
Oh no! What will our parents think?

Manfred:
We don’t have any parents, remember? You and I were also created in a laboratory.

Evangeline:
I forgot. I wish I had never been born…I mean created.

Manfred:
I know. I was hoping that you and I would become a human.

Evangeline:
Well, maybe next time.

Manfred:
What next time?

Evangeline:
You know…during reincarnation.

Manfred:
Right.

Evangeline:
Well, we should enjoy our last night together. What do you want me to fix for our last supper?

Manfred:
Don’t cook. Let’s eat out. You’ll need your strength for tomorrow.

Evangeline:
O.K. Let me just put on some make-up.

Manfred:
You're beautiful just the way you are.



***


Stephen Leahy — International Environmental Journalist

Discovering Global Environmental Interconnections

Human Cloning Likely Legal and Popular

with 6 comments

“Chances are clones will soon be sharing the planet with us.” – Brendan Tobin, Irish Centre for Human Rights, National University of Ireland

jamie-clone.jpg

Photo: “Jamie Clone” © 2007 citymorningblue. Used with kind permission.

By Stephen Leahy

Nov 13 (IPS) - As scientists master the technology to clone primates, some legal experts worry that human clones are no longer in the realm of science fiction, and wonder what legal rights they would have in the absence of an international ban on the practice.

More than a dozen animal species have been cloned in the last decade, including sheep, cows, dogs and pigs. Just last summer, a U.S. research team reported the first-ever cloning of a primate. A rhesus monkey embryo was cloned from adult cells and then grown to generate stem cells.

“Human clones are absolutely inevitable,” says Brendan Tobin, a barrister with the Irish Centre for Human Rights, National University of Ireland, who researched a United Nations University (UNU) report on the issue.

“Chances are clones will soon be sharing the planet with us,” Tobin told IPS.

And they may well be welcomed as a new way of reproduction for the tens of millions of infertile couples, says, Tobin who co-authored the UNU report “Is Human Reproductive Cloning Inevitable: Future Options for U.N. Governance,” issued in October.

But what rights would a clone have? Many governments have banned human cloning. Would the clone itself be illegal? In France and other countries, it is illegal to participate in cloning activities and therefore the parents that contributed their cells for cloning could find themselves in jail.

Without an international prohibition, human reproductive cloning in certain countries could be judged perfectly legal by the International Court of Justice, the report warns.

“Do human rights protections apply to clones?” asks Chamundeeswari Kuppuswamy, of the School of Law of the University of Sheffield in Britain.

“It’s a unique situation that’s likely to get very complicated,” Kuppuswamy, one of the report’s co-authors, told IPS.

Virtually every nation opposes human cloning, and more than 50 have legislated bans on such efforts. However, negotiation of an international accord foundered at the U.N. in 2005 due to bitter disagreement over research cloning, also called therapeutic cloning.

There is almost universal international consensus on the desirability of banning reproductive cloning based in part on religious and moral grounds, but mostly on concerns about underdeveloped technologies producing clones with serious deformities or degenerative diseases. Only 2 to 5 percent of cloned animal embryos grow into healthy offspring, according to a study published in the science journal Nature in February of this year.

“The science is imprecise at this point,” notes Tobin.

However, as technologies advance and possibilities of success increase, the current consensus is likely to erode and with it the possibility of securing a ban on reproductive cloning, he said.

For full story see Reproductive Cloning Could Be “Inevitable”

Written by Stephen

November 18, 2007



P.S.
There is NO legal ban in the United States on the derivation of embryonic stem cells or human cloning (both reproductive and therapeutic).
Send in the clones?

Sunday, March 15, 2009

RAISE MY TAXES

If I must pay a nickel on every gallon of my (global-warming) gas to pay for the trillions of deficits that both political parties and previous presidents have bequeathed to me and future generations---and if that nickel per gallon must be paid by me and my grandchildren in order to save this Republic---then I say, YES, I want to pay a nickel for each gallon of gas that I pour into my carbon monoxide-spewing vehicle.

The Republicans rail about finding new revenue to pay for the culpability by both political parties.
Republicans criticize only the Democrats for the perpetuation of the profoundly large national deficit.

Both parties are responsible.

It's o.k. to spend, spend, spend---but then when it comes to getting the additional revenue to pay for this spending, the accusative screeching starts---blaming the Democrats for wanting to increase taxation.

Bring most soldiers home from other nations to defend and protect this nation.
This would generate a lot of money so that taxation would be less necessary.

As a previous heavy smoker and drinker, I would want my vices to generate revenue for my country if I still smoked and drank.
That's right, tax the booze and nicotine!

I know that I and my fellow citizens have to bite the bullets that have already been fired by the previous generations of presidents and politicians.

I want Obama's choices to succeed, but some Republicans (even say) that they want Obama to fail...so that they can achieve majority status again?

I know that I live in the greatest country on earth. I will gladly suffer the pain and sacrifice to pay more taxes if these necessary revenues can save my country.

It may not be right, but it is necessary.

America now has a president and a Congress who have put the weal and welfare of the nation at the forefront---not just oil moguls and corporations who were given more revenue for their false-flag wars.


Saturday, March 14, 2009

TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT


The rich will get richer---

The poor will get poorer---

Or a little richer or poorer---

And the rich will remain the dominant force---

As it was in the beginning and as it will be until the End.

No communists or socialists---

Please!


World War II bailed America out.

Let's hope that WWW III is not going to be an excuse for the rich and powerful to save the world, and continue to make it safe for Democracy.

Fight!

Fight!

Fight!

The!

War

On

Terror!


Fight!

Fight!

Fight!

The

War

On

Drugs!


Onward forward Christian, Muslim, and Heathen soldiers!

Banks and corporations must hold on to and get more

Platinum

Plates

Of

Power!


And


Gold!

Gold!

Gold!

More…

Golden

Gold!


Friday, March 13, 2009

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH


It is early Friday (the 13th) morning and I can’t sleep.

(
"It’s not dark yet…but it’s getting there.")

I just finished
Ape and Essence by Aldous Huxley.

It was pretty good…or I should say…pretty ugly.

It is a futuristic mirror of today’s world.

In
Ape and Essence World War III has occurred, and the novel tells what the world has become--and why.

Huxley quotes Shelley a few times.

The novel has a hopeful but enigmatic ending
(Read below).


Right after I finished reading Ape and Essence, I thought,
“Maybe I can get rich if I write a screenplay based on this novel, and send it to Steven Spielberg”.

Yeah…right.


Here are a few quotes from Ape and Essence:

“Give me, give me, give me, give me detumescence…”

“Love casts out fear; but conversely fear casts out love. And not only love. Fear also casts our intelligence, casts out goodness, casts out all thought of beauty and truth.”


“Remember that phrase of Karl Marx‘s: ‘Force is the midwife of Progress’.

“…for the fact of technological progress provides people with the instruments of ever more indiscriminate destruction, while the myth of political and moral progress serves as the excuse for using those means to the very limit.”

P.S.
The following is a good synopsis of
Ape and Essence. Plus, I’ve let the kitty out of its bag by giving the book’s ending (written by an author Unknown).

Ape and Essence - Aldous Huxley

In Books, Literature on January 15, 2007 at 12:37 am Just finished reading, what I would now categorize as one of Aldous Huxley’s forgotten masterpieces, Ape and Essence. Describing a dystopian future resembling 1984 of Orwell and We of Zamyatin more than the other Huxley classic Brave New World, Ape and Essence is an attempt to study the causes and effects of human desires. Describing a world in the aftermath of the nuclear havoc wrecked by a Third World War, Huxley’s main theme here is the rationing of happiness in all forms but primarily sexual; for the primary world view now is that, being happy is to submit to the wishes of the Devil who is all set to take over. Ape and Essence is a film script written by the enigmatic Mr. William Tallis, rejected by the studios of Hollywood and that by sheer luck falls into the hands of a day dreaming film executive. It tracks a group of New Zealander scientists (whose country escaped the fate of the rest of the world since it was inconsequential) who alight on the shores of California only to encounter a civilization, that now worships the Devil and considers women as unholy vessels since due to the after effects of radiation, the babies they give birth to are deformed. One of the scientific party, Dr. Poole, is captured by the local people and it is through his eyes that the reader experiences the horrific rituals that humanity has fallen back on to ensure its survival in this toughest of times. The book ends with Dr. Poole escaping from the settlement and trying to find a way to the north where supposedly humanity thrives in environs that are more rational. He however is not alone; with him, he takes Loola, and the knowledge that this rule of Devil can only be undone by the rule of love.

This from
Wikipedia:

The society has also taken to worshipping Satan, whom they refer to as Belial, and limiting reproduction to an annual two-week orgy which begins on "Belial's Day Eve" after the deformed babies are "purified by blood."

***


'pity this busy monster, manunkind'

pity this busy monster, manunkind,

not. Progress is a comfortable disease:
your victim (death and life safely beyond)

plays with the bigness of his littleness
--- electrons deify one razorblade
into a mountainrange; lenses extend
unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish
returns on its unself.
A world of made
is not a world of born --- pity poor flesh

and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine specimen of hypermagical

ultraomnipotence. We doctors know

a hopeless case if --- listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go

E. E. Cummings



***



The American Rome Is Burning - So Let's Attack Iran


By Eric Margolis

March 11, 2009

NEW YORK - Iran has haunted every U.S. administration since the days of President Jimmy Carter. While running for president, Barack Obama proposed opening talks with Tehran and trying to end the long Cold War between the United States and Iran.

Obama's sensible idea was greeted with the deepest dismay by ardent supporters of Israel and Rambo Republicans who want to see the US go to war with Iran, a nation of 70 million, and destroy its nuclear infrastructure.

Now, as the United States fights for its economic life, the Iran question and its alleged nuclear weapons program have again become an issue of major contention. Officials in the Obama administration and the media issued a blizzard of contradictory claims over Iran's alleged nuclear threat, leaving us wondering: who is really charge of U.S. foreign policy?

This awkward question was underlined during a visit to Washington by British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. Britain is supposed to be America's most important ally and partner in their 'special relationship.'

Brown's reception was dismal and Obama's obvious lack of interest in Britain's leader was quite embarrassing. The British media slammed America's cold reception as an 'insult,' and claimed that Brown had been treated like the leader of a 'minor African state.' White House aides excused the huge diplomatic faux pas by claiming President Obama was worn out from dealing with the financial and economic crisis. I'm sure he is worn out, but this still does not bode well for the conduct of US foreign policy.

Much of the uproar over Iran's so-far non-existent nuclear weapons must be seen as part of efforts by neoconservatives to thwart President Obama's proposition to open Tehran and to keep up the pressure for an American attack on Iran.

Israel's government and its American supporters insist Iran has secret nuclear weapons program that the West has not yet detected. We heard the same claims about Iraq before 2003. Israel certainly knows about covert nuclear programs, having run one of the world's largest and most productive ones.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton lived up to her growing reputation for Mideast hawkishness when she named prominent Israel supporter Dennis Ross as her Special Advisor on Iran and the Gulf. This questionable appointment suggests that she may be more interested in building future domestic political support than securing balanced advice on the Mideast.

At least Ross is considered something of a moderate on the Israeli spectrum, having long been regarded as the Labor Party's 'man in Washington.' During the Bush years, Israel's centrist Laborites were replaced by partisans of the right-wing Likud Party, who quickly came to dominate administration Mideast policy.

In recent weeks, official Washington has been locked in confusion over Iran.

The new Central Intelligence Agency director, Leon Panetta, said in a recent interview, 'there is no question, they [Iran] are seeking [nuclear weapons] capability.'

Pentagon chief Adm. Mike Mullen claimed that Iran has 'enough fissile material to build a bomb.' Fox News claimed Iran already has 50 nuclear weapons.

While the American Rome burns, here we go again with renewed hysteria over MWMD's - Muslim Weapons of Mass Destruction. The war drums are again beating over Iran.

The czar of all 16 US intelligence agencies, Adm. Dennis Blair, stated Iran could have enough enriched uranium for one atomic weapon by 2010-2015. He reaffirmed the 2007 US National Intelligence Estimate that Iran does not have nuclear weapons and is not pursuing them. Defense Secretary Robert Gates backed up Blair. So did the United Nations nuclear agency.

Some of the confusion over Iran comes from misunderstanding nuclear enrichment, from domestic politics, and from recycled lurid scare stories from the days of Saddam Hussein.

Iran is producing low-grade enriched uranium-235 (LEU), enriched to only 2.5%, to generate electricity. Tehran has this absolute right under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NNPT). Its centrifuge enrichment process at Nantaz is under 24-hour international inspection. The soon-to-open nuclear plant at Bushehr cannot produce nuclear weapons fuel. All of its spent fuel, which is under international safeguards, will be returned to supplier Russia.

Today, some 15 nations produce low-grade enriched uranium 235 (LEU-235), including Brazil, Argentina, Germany, France, and Japan. I visited the Japanese Defense Ministry in Tokyo, and I saw plans for an atomic weapon. Experts believe Japan could produce a nuclear warhead in within three months, if it so decided.

I also believe - though cannot prove - that Switzerland may have produced a few nuclear warheads in the early 1960s and currently keeps them in one of its secret mountain forts as a sort of doomsday device.

Israel, India, and Pakistan are all covert nuclear weapons powers and have refused to submit to international inspection. North Korea abrogated it.

Interestingly, rather than the much pilloried Iran, it is the original nuclear powers who are all in violation of the nuclear arms treaty. These countries are: the United States, USSR/Russia, Britain, France and China. The Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty called for all nuclear powers to rapidly eliminate their nuclear forces. President Dwight Eisenhower championed this position. Far from eliminating their nuclear forces, all of the nuclear powers have expanded and modernized them.

UN inspectors report that Iran has produced 1,010 kg of 2-3% enriched uranium. Iran insists it is for energy generation. Theoretically that is enough for one atomic bomb. But to make a nuclear weapon, uranium-235 must be enriched to over 90% in an elaborate, costly process. Iran is not doing so, say UN inspectors, though they have raised certain technical questions about Iran's nuclear process. Some believe Iran may go up to 'breakout position' - that is, having the components to assemble a weapon on fairly short notice.

Highly enriched uranium-235 or plutonium must then be milled and shaped into a perfect ball or cylinder. Any surface imperfections will prevent achieving critical mass. Next, high explosive lenses must surround the core, and detonate at precisely the same millisecond. In the gun system, two cores must collide at very high speed. In some cases, a stream of neutrons is pumped into the device as it explodes.

This process is highly complex. Nuclear weapons cannot be deemed reliable unless they are tested. North Korea recently detonated a device that fizzled. Iran has never built or tested a nuclear weapon. Israel and South Africa jointly tested a nuclear weapon in 1979.

Even if Iran had the capability to fashion a complex nuclear weapon, it would be useless without delivery. Iran's sole medium-range delivery system is an unreliable, inaccurate 1,500 km ranged Shahab-3. Miniaturizing and hardening nuclear warheads capable of flying atop a Shahab missile is another complex technological challenge.

It is inconceivable that Iran or anyone else would launch a single nuclear weapon. What if it didn't go off? Imagine the embarrassment and the retaliation. Iran would need at least ten warheads and a reliable delivery system to be a credible nuclear power.

Israel, the primary target for any Iranian nuclear strike, has an indestructible triad of air, missile and sea-launched nuclear weapons pointed at Iran. An Israeli submarine with nuclear cruise missiles is on station off Iran's coast.

Iran would be wiped off the map by even a few of Israel's estimated 200 plus nuclear weapons. Iran is no likelier to use a nuke against its Gulf neighbors. The explosion would blanket Iran with radioactive dust and sand.

Finally, while Washington keeps invoking the specter of a nuclear armed Iran, India has quietly developed a large nuclear arsenal and will soon test an intercontinental ballistic missile capable of delivering a nuclear warhead to North America.

Compared to America's titanic economic and financial mess, whatever goes on in Tehran is of pipsqueak magnitude. The real danger to America comes from its Wall Street fraudsters, not from Tehran.








Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS (OR SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I CHERISH)



1. A SANDSTONE SLAB THAT IS MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD AND HAS MOUNTAINS AND BIRDS “IN” IT

2. A SMALL, HANDMADE ZIPPERED BAG FROM GUATEMALA THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME AS A GIFT in 1981.

3. A LITTLE BAG OF POTOURRI FLOWERS THAT I BOUGHT IN PORTLAND, Oregon in 1985 (AND WHICH I HAVE ALWAYS KEPT INSIDE MY SMALL, COLORFUL BAG IN #2)

4. THREE, DRIED LIMES THAT ARE AS HARD AS ROCKS [WHICH I PLAN TO JUGGLE ONE OF THESE DAYS]

5. A SMALL GOURD THAT MAKES A GOOD MARAKA
(I MUST HAVE A “thing” ABOUT DRYING OUT THINGS)

6. AN IMITATION Swiss Army Knife (WITH ITS CAN OPENER THAT I USE A LOT)

7. ZIPLOCK (slider) BAGS!

8. A FEW TINY SHELLS FROM THE BEACH of TUMON BAY, Guam

9. MY DAD’S WORLD WAR II NAVY “DOG TAGS” (WHICH IS A "BRACELET" THAT HAS HIS NAME AND #)

10. MY COLLECTION OF OLD HAND-PAINTED POST CARDS

Friday, March 06, 2009

PROSECUTE AND CONVICT




It was a crime.

It was a blunder.

It was based on information that Bush and the Neo Cons wanted and concocted (especially by Dick the Duck…Shooter) in order to exploit 9/11.

The War on Terror is mainly used to drum up business for corporations and the Pentagon to fill coffers and soldiers' coffins.

Bush---

The cowboy dictator---

Joked about WMD in a video where he's crawling around in the Oval Office asking where the WMDs are.

He scoffed at finding bin Laden and said he really didn't think about it very much.

Obviously true.

Bin Laden's still on the loose, or MAYBE dead, and all of those videos with bin Laden in them were fake.

The torturers and liars of the Bush administration need to be prosecuted and convicted.

Congress now seems to be moving in this direction.

Right on!



***


"If you do business with terrorists, if you support or succor them, you will not do business with the United States," said President Bush.

He didn't say anything about doing business with a terrorist's brother - or his wealthy financier.

When President George W. Bush froze assets connected to Osama bin Laden, he didn't tell the American people that the terrorist mastermind's late brother was an investor in the president's former oil business in Texas. He also hasn't leveled with the American public about his financial connections to a host of shady Saudi characters involved in drug cartels, gun smuggling, and terrorist networks.

Doing business with the enemy is nothing new to the Bush family. Much of the Bush family wealth came from supplying needed raw materials and credit to Adolf Hitler's Third Reich. Several business operations managed by Prescott Bush - the president's grandfather - were seized by the US government during World War II under the Trading with the Enemy Act.

Bush's Former Oil Company
Linked To bin Laden Family
By Rick Wiles
American Freedom News.com
American Freedom News
10-3-1




Wednesday, March 04, 2009

THE BOUNCING HEAD OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY


I’m
Rush
Limbaugh
The talk show host
With a lot
Of
Blah-blah

I’m Rush Limbaugh
The bouncing
Blob

I’m Rush Limbaugh
Your man on the
Job

I’m Rush Limbaugh
I need a nose
Job

I’m Rush Limbaugh
The new boss of the
Party of jello.

Rah-rah
For
ME
Rush Limbaugh!

Rah-rah
For
ME
Rush Limbaugh!

I’ve got quite a brainy
Gob

For my blah-blah radio
Job

I’m Rush Limbaugh
The bouncing
Blob

Who imparts to all ears
His loud ditto-snow
Job

I’m the
Big-mouthed engineer

On the Super-train of Fear!




***



The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
Rush Limbaugh

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
Rush Limbaugh

Why should Blacks be heard? They're 12% of the population. Who the hell cares?
Rush Limbaugh

I know these people like I know every square inch of my glorious naked body.
Rush Limbaugh on Democrats

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and just think to yourself, “Am I just full of hot gas?”
Dave Letterman to Rush





Tuesday, March 03, 2009

YES WE HAVE NO BANANAS

FRED:
Why so many bananas?

MAC:
Because that’s all that‘s left.

FRED:
Left of what?

MAC:
Left of center…right in the middle…right of center...bananas…that’s all that’s left. The economy is almost gone.

FRED:
Gone where?

MAC:
The economy or the bananas?

FRED:
Both.

MAC:
They’ve gone to pot.

FRED:
Again…why so many bananas?

MAC:
It’s just a figure of speech that I’ve used.

FRED:
Well, I see a country where millions are losing their jobs, and there AREN’T THAT MANY BANANAS.

MAC:
We’re on the same page.

FRED:
Or peel.

MAC:
True. And the rich are still getting richer---and the poor are still getting poorer.

FRED:
It’s high-time that we legalized pot and taxed it.


MAC:
Now you’ve gone BANANAS!


***


Banana Republic is a pejorative term for a country that is politically unstable, dependent on limited agriculture (e.g. bananas), and ruled by a small, self-elected, wealthy, and corrupt clique.[1] It is most commonly used for countries in Central America such as El Salvador, Belize, Grenada, Nicaragua, Honduras, and Guatemala, as well as countries in Eastern Europe.

In some cases, these nations have kept the government structures that were modeled after the colonial Spanish ruling clique, with a small, largely leisure class on the top, and a large, poorly educated and poorly paid working class of peons, though it might have the (fake) trappings of modernity (such as styling itself a republic with a president etc.)

Frequently the subject of mockery and humour, and usually presided over by a dictatorial military junta that exaggerates its own power and importance—"the epaulettes of a banana republic generalissimo" are proverbially of considerable size, usually portrayed in satire with a pair of mops—a banana republic also typically has large wealth inequities, poor infrastructure, poor schools, a "backward" economy, low capital spending, a reliance on foreign capital and money printing, budget deficits, and a weakening currency. Banana republics are typically also highly prone to revolutions and coups.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

AXES AND KNIVES IN THE PLEISTOCENE


CLOE:
Honey, why are these knives and axes in a hole?

CLOVIS:
I want to remember where they are when we get back.

CLOE:
When are we leaving? And will we ride Henry?

CLOVIS:
When it’s warm enough. Probably in a few days. Yes, we'll ride Henry...you know that he's my favorite elephant.

CLOE:
Are we going to be gone long?

CLOVIS:
Long enough to get the supplies that we need.

CLOE:
What are we trading this time?

CLOVIS:
Two horses and one camel.

CLOE:
I guess I should start packing our other things.

CLOVIS:
Right. And remember to pack plenty of salt and pepper.

CLOE:
I will. And those freeze-dried bear strips are almost ready.

CLOVIS:
Good. We’ll also bring plenty of sheep skins in case we run into bad weather, then trade the ones we don’t need.

CLOE:
O.K. I’ll start packing.

***


Someone left their tools in a Boulder yard---13,000 years ago. The Clovis-era stone tools, uncovered last year, appeared to have been used to butcher ice-age camels and horses that roamed this part of North America until they became extinct. The find was announced by the University of Colorado at Boulder on Wednesday.
Scientists examining the tools found protein residue from extinct camels and horse protein residue, said CU-Boulder Anthropology Professor Douglas Bamforth. The tool cache is one of only a handful of Clovis-age artifact caches that have been unearthed in North America, said Bamforth, who studies Paleo-Indian culture and tools. Named the Mahaffy Cache, after Boulder resident and landowner Patrick Mahaffy, the collection is one of only two Clovis caches---the other is from Washington state---that have been analyzed for protein residue from ice-age mammals, said Bamforth. In addition to the camel and horse residue on the artifacts, a third item from the Mahaffy Cache is the first Clovis tool ever to test positive for sheep, and a fourth tested positive for bear. The Mahaffy Cache consists of 83 stone implements ranging from salad plate-sized, elegantly crafted bifacial knives and a unique tool resembling a double-bitted ax to small blades and flint scraps. Discovered in May 2008 by Brant Turney, head of a landscaping crew working on the Mahaffy property, the cache was unearthed with a shovel under about 18 inches of soil and was packed tightly into a hole about the size of a large shoebox. It appeared to have been untouched for thousands of years, Bamforth said. Although the surface of the house lot had been lowered by construction work over the years, an analysis of photos from the Mahaffy Cache excavation site by CU-Boulder geological sciences Emeritus Professor Peter Birkeland confirmed the approximate age of sediment layer containing the Clovis implements. The site appears to be on the edge of an ancient drainage that ran northeast from Boulder’s foothills, said Bamforth." The idea that these Clovis-age tools essentially fell out of someone’s yard in Boulder is astonishing," he said. " But the evidence I’ve seen gives me no reason to believe the cache has been disturbed since the items were placed there for storage about 13,000 years ago." The artifacts were buried in coarse, sandy sediment overlain by dark, clay-like soil and appear to have been cached on the edge of an ancient stream, said Bamforth." It looks like someone gathered together some of their most spectacular tools and other ordinary scraps of potentially useful material and stuck them all into a small hole in the ground, fully expecting to come back at a later date and retrieve them." Bamforth said he knew immediately that much of the stone used to craft the tools in the cache originated from Colorado’s Western Slope and perhaps as far north as southern Wyoming. The stone appears to have come from at least four distinct regions, including sites in Colorado’s Middle Park, south of Steamboat Springs, he said. One of the tools, a "stunning," oval-shaped bifacial knife that had been sharpened all the way around, is almost exactly the same shape, size and width of an obsidian knife found in a Clovis cache known as the Fenn Cache from south of Yellowstone National Park, said Bamforth." Except for the raw material, they are almost identical," he said. "I wouldn’t stake my reputation on it, but I could almost imagine the same person making both tools. "Climatic evidence indicates the Boulder area was cooler and wetter in the late Pleistocene era and receding glaciers would have been prominent along the Front Range of Colorado, he said. "The kind of animals that were wandering around present-day Boulder at the end of the last ice age---elephants, camels, huge bears and ground sloths---are creatures we would expect to see in a zoo today." "There is a magic to these artifacts," said Mahaffy. "One of the things you don’t get from just looking at them is how incredible they feel in your hand---they are almost ergonomically perfect and you can feel how they were used. It is a wonderful connection to the people who shared this same land a long, long time ago."
[http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18794396/detail.html]

***
P.S.

Monday, November 05, 2007


FACE OF SORROW HAIKU


oH mAn LoOk WhAt YoU'vE
dOnE tO tHiS lOvELy PlAnEt
BeHoLd My SoRrOw


Thursday, February 26, 2009

MY REPLY TO A LETTER TO THE EDITOR

A LETTER TO THE EDITOR:



Welcome to Up-in Smoke Airlines, flight number, uh, I can't remember.

But we are going to San Francisco.

I am your captain, Cheech Marin, and your co-pilot is Tommy Chong.

Our navigator today is Pacman Jones and in the cabin we have Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan.

Sit back, light up a bong and enjoy the flight.

We will be there before you can say, "Hey duuuude, got any munchies?"

By Richard Chase






MY REPLY TO THE LETTER TO THE EDITOR:



I'm glad that there's finally a safer airline where crew and pilots aren't loopy from martinis.

Today's jets mostly "fly themselves", but sometimes an acumen is necessary that alcoholic intoxication undermines.

It would be bad, of course, if the crew and pilots had smoked marijuana
AND drunk alcohol.

Captain, only the pot, please.

When did Cheech and Chong start flying, anyway?


By Mad Plato


Saturday, February 21, 2009

WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?



Well, not flowers exactly, but friends.

I’ve never had many friends.

I don’t mean for this to sound like I’m feeling sorry for myself, because I’m not.

Less is more…or to be more grammatical…fewer is more.

One of these days I’ll pay to find where my friends have gone.

I suppose that if they were my true friends, then I wouldn’t have to ask where they all are.

But if anyone of you is reading this…

Please send me a flower.

ASAP.


Thursday, February 19, 2009

IT'S A JUNKYARD OUT THERE




 


UPDATE:
August 4, 2014:
 

 
 
FETA:
Where are we?

GRETA:
The Astromap says Earth.

FETA:
Well, this planet has plenty of water.

GRETA:
True, but its atmosphere is a big junkyard of debris.

FETA:
When you deploy cloaking, also deploy debris shields so we don’t get penetrated by any of this junk.

GRETA:
O.K. Ooh, that was a close one.

FETA:
Deploy debris shields!

(Explosion)
United States Strategic Command:
Stand down lasers. ET vehicle has been destroyed by space junk.
 
 
IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!

***

Published: February 18, 2009

NYTimes.com


SPACE is becoming an increasingly perilous place.
It is dangerous, of course, because more and more countries are venturing into orbit.
But it is also dangerous because there are precious few international agreements governing national actions in space. No rules of the road forced Russia to de-orbit its long-defunct Cosmos 2251 spacecraft, which would have prevented its collision last week with Iridium’s communications satellite. Yet this event probably left at least 2,000 pieces of hazardous debris in orbit around the earth; all of this debris will have to be tracked and avoided by other spacecraft for decades.
Instead of continuing to cling to the theory of “freedom of action” in space, all space-faring countries would be well advised to sit down and talk about mutual restraint and coordination. The alternative is unacceptable: we will lose our ability to operate in some of the most useful regions of orbital space, particularly those closest to the earth (60 to 1,000 miles up).
In many respects, our level of sophistication in dealing with space “traffic management” — the active and dead satellites and orbital debris that whiz around the earth at speeds of 18,000 miles per hour — is reminiscent of the early days of car travel, when a lack of rules resulted in frequent accidents.
The difference in space, of course, is that the fragments from past collisions remain in orbit, at least until they are eventually dragged down by gravity and burn up in the atmosphere. The February 2008 shoot down of a military satellite by the United States created a large amount of debris, but, at an altitude of 150 miles, it fell out of orbit in two months’ time. At 500 miles up, by contrast, debris will orbit for decades. Much above that, it will persist for centuries.
Recently, an effort led in part by the United States succeeded in gaining United Nations passage of a set of voluntary international debris-control guidelines. These useful but very general protocols urge countries to limit their debris, to refrain from blowing things up in space and to place dead spacecraft in “parking” orbits or, if at lower altitudes, in relatively rapid de-orbiting modes.
The problem is that not enough countries are observing these guidelines because they’re just that — guidelines. They don’t have the force of international law, they offer too many loopholes and violators face no sanctions. The Iridium-Cosmos collision is the clearest sign yet that we need to devise cooperative solutions to our common problems in space — before it is too late.
United States Strategic Command tracks more than 18,000 orbiting space objects, but it lacks the manpower to provide warnings of possible collisions to all except manned spacecraft and the most crucial United States military satellites.
Setting up an international warning network, paid for by the users of space, should therefore be treated as a priority. Such an entity could be run by a consortium of national militaries or space agencies, possibly under United Nations auspices. (The United Nations already oversees a space registration convention, which requires countries to list launches, orbits and the purpose of missions. But it stops tracking spacecraft once they’ve been launched.)
While there are security concerns associated with such a proposal — we don’t want the world to know the location and number of our military satellites — it’s important to remember that many sensitive satellites are large and easily found, even by amateur astronomers. It’s also worth remembering that in the thick of the cold war we signed an Incidents at Sea Treaty with the Soviet Union, which put in place measures to reduce the chance of accidents between American and Soviet ships and planes.
Other steps should be taken too. We should ban the intentional destruction of satellites in orbits above 150 miles (and possibly below as well). We should also create a legally binding code of conduct for space (laying out specific sanctions for violators) and embark on new efforts to bring about international coordination of radar systems. All these ventures could reasonably be undertaken by meetings of space-faring states or at the Conference on Disarmament in Geneva.
Until now, the debate about space has focused largely on the question of who is up there. Now two new questions have come to the fore: What is up there, and where is it?
James Clay Moltz, an associate professor at the Naval Postgraduate School, is the author of “The Politics of Space Security.”

Saturday, February 14, 2009

DANDELION SEEDS AND SOME OF THE GIRLS I’VE KNOWN











As seeds of dandelions were floating in the air, I had this bright idea that I would make a pillow out of their soft, little parachutes.
A little girl with blond hair walked up to me and asked, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to make a pillow”, I replied.
“How?”, she asked.
I said, “By collecting these.”

The seeds were still flying everywhere.

After I had collected a bagful, I threw them all away after I noticed that a lot of insects were crawling in my future pillow material.

More seeds than ever were now blowing in the wind.
The sky was blue but so was I.


***


Joan Bliss and I had been walking in a forest where her father (or grandfather) had his cabin.
It was one of those tall, A-Frame structures.
It had a sign with the name BLISS.

We just kept walking through the silent, green forest.

She and I would later share the same sleeping bag when the temperature was below freezing at a farm in Longmont, Colorado called Innisfree.

That was the December night in 1973 when Comet Kohoutek was supposed to be visible in the night sky.

Everyone went outside and climbed on top of a grain silo to have a look---
Everyone, that is, except for Joan Bliss and me.

We didn’t miss a thing, because the cloud cover was so thick that night that you couldn’t see a thing.


***


Another time in another state I met a woman who was on her way to the Mardi Gras when I met her.

She had a cozy Volkswagen bus.

I could have gone with her, but I didn’t, and I can’t remember why.

Maybe I should have.

But then I would not have had the other experiences that I ended up having.

You never know where the other road might have taken you because you chose to go on the other one.


***


I met another woman in a bar.

Years later I would travel to the same tract of land where I had stayed with her, her husband, and two daughters---and try to see her again.
I’m having trouble remembering her name, but maybe before I finish it will come back to me.
But first, a slight detour that describes what happened the night before I met her.

The night before I met her I had been a passenger in a Karma Ghia that was going down a steep, winding, unpaved---and very bumpy road---when it hit a pine tree.

The driver, Jim, was unhurt, but I broke my glasses in two, and the collision of my head on the hard dashboard (even with my seat belt on) had made a cut right above my nose.

Jim drove back to the bar where we had been drinking.

I was glad that we did, because one of the pretty waitresses took care of my injury as I lay upon a white freezer in the bar’s kitchen.

The next afternoon I went to the town’s bar called the D-Bar-D.

Sitting on the front porch was a big guy who had a line of stitches going from the top of his head all the way down the left side of his face.
I asked, “What happened?”
“My head went through the truck’s windshield”.
“Where did it happen?”, I asked.
And he gave the name of the same road where I had had my accident on the same night as his.
“We must have just missed each other”, I told him, “because that’s the same road where I had my accident.”
He didn’t say much more after that, except that I found out that he had once been an engineer for the stage crew of Leon Russell.



She was one of the bartenders in the D-Bar-D.
I was sitting at the bar when she asked me my name.
I told her it was Moon (and later on I told her my complete name…Tangerine Rambler Moon).
Then she asked where I was from and I told her, “The Planet Bubble”.
I don’t know why. I just did.
And she seemed amused (or impressed).
Then she asked me to dance.
I think she said it was her break.

The song was a slow love song, the kind I liked to dance to when I wasn’t rocking and rolling.
We danced close and cheek-to-cheek.



I met her husband when she got off of work.
When he saw me (without my glasses) he said, “You’ve got acid eyes. Are you having a third-eye flash?”

To make a longer story shorter, I ended up staying on the land where she and her husband David (his name I do remember!) and their two daughters lived, which was inside their small trailer.
They were letting me sleep on their land because I was going to help them in the construction of their log cabin.

Well, one night, I left the D-Bar-D with David's wife to return to their land.

It started to rain hard.

It wasn’t safe to keep driving.

We were going to spend that night in her friend’s trailer.

There were only two beds.

It was decided that I’d sleep with David’s wife.

The next morning she told him that we had slept in the same bed, but that nothing had happened…and nothing did…but David still didn’t believe it.
His wife also didn’t believe it, either, when a few weeks later she found out that another woman had gotten pregnant by David.
***


I knew this other woman from Chicago.
She was in her early twenties.
For some reason she kept wanting to see me.

There was no physical attraction between us or any hanky-panky.

One time she invited me to go on a horse-packing trip in Central City, Colorado.
We would pay real cowhands to take us packing in.
It sounded like fun and so I agreed to go.

I ended up almost fighting with the lead cowhand after I told him that the breakfast that was made had made me sick.
He was really pissed off after I gave him this news…
Until other people on the pack-trip started throwing up, too, right before his eyes---
While we were arguing.
Reality had set in and had saved the day…and had stopped us from fighting.



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES

















Tuesday, February 10, 2009

READING BETWEEN THE LINES




[This is a report from legaltimes.typepad.com
called “Leahy Proposes ‘Truth Commission’ For Bush Era“, February 09, 2009, with Mad Plato‘s comments between brackets.]


Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) called today for the creation of an expansive, independent commission to allow for the airing of possible Bush-era wrongdoings.

[Start doing a lot of airing because there WERE plenty of wrongdoings. Mr. Leahy, don’t be so coy.]

In a speech at Georgetown University, Leahy suggested the commission could have subpoena power and the authority to grant immunity from prosecution.

[I suppose at this point this will be the best that we can expect from a Congress that was compliant and so complaisant with the mendacious Bush regime.]

He told reporters afterward that he envisions a panel that's bipartisan and looks at a wide variety of topics, including the Iraq war and politicization at the Department of Justice.

[Stop the looking. The world has watched us look and look and look while Bush took and took and took. If Nixon was not a crook, Bush was not a murderer.]

Others, including House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers (D-Mich.), have made similar proposals. Leahy’s comments (video from C-SPAN here) were his first endorsement of such an idea, and he would have a key role in shaping such a proposal because of his committee’s jurisdiction.

“We need to get to the bottom of what happened and why,” Leahy said. “The reason we do that is so that it’ll never happen again. One path to that goal would be a reconciliation process—a truth commission.”

[At least a truth commission could expose the Bush regime for what it really was, and leave an indelible stain on Bush’s un-legacy inside the pages of non-revisionist history. Big Brother would take a back seat to Father Truth.]

President Barack Obama has not signaled much support for such a proposal, preferring to focus on implementing his own agenda.

[Go ahead, Barack, implement, but don’t impede researching and revealing the truths and falsehoods of the KingDumb of Bush.]

Leahy said he had not consulted the administration or Attorney General Eric Holder Jr. before speaking today. A White House spokesman declined to comment. A Republican spokesman also had no comment.

[The White House doesn’t want its own drama's klieg lights dimmed, and Republicans are scared shirtless about losing their own shirts.]

Leahy rejected the idea that Congress should move on.
“We shouldn’t abandon seeking ways of providing accountability for what’s happened in the past during a dangerous and disastrous diversion from American law and values, and I don’t want the focus to go off that,” he said. “Many Americans feel we need to get to the bottom of what went wrong. I agree. We need to be able to read the page before we turn the page.”

[Especially all of the pages of lies and secrets]

Some topics he said he would like to see investigated: the firing of U.S. attorneys, the treatment of detainees, and the use of waterboarding. Asked by a reporter if he would also want the commission to look at issues such as the Iraq war, he said he would. “There were lies told to the American people all the way back through. There were a lot of policies based on those lies. So let’s go back to them, find out what the lies were,” he said.

[Yes! Yes! Yes!]

Leahy invoked the experiences of South Africa and its Truth and Reconciliation Commission following the end of apartheid, and of Greensboro, N.C., and a commission established there to investigate a 1979 massacre. He also drew a comparison with the Church Committee that investigated federal surveillance of civilians during the Vietnam War.
He did not suggest any individuals to lead the commission he was proposing but said its members should be people who are “universally recognized as fair-minded and without any axe to grind.”

[Just get fair-minded people with some sharp axes]

And he qualified his endorsement of the idea by saying it would need board support to be successful.

[Water Board support? I think by board you meant to write broad.]

[Yes…be sure that there are plenty of broads to give support.]


“We need to see if there’s interest in Congress and in the new administration. We would need to work through concerns about classified information and claims about executive privilege,” he said. “Most of all, we need to see if the American people are ready to take this step.”

[Yes, the American people are ready to take all the steps necessary to end the side-stepping of the corrupt, inept, and deceitful Bush administration]


UPDATE: A response from Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas), ranking GOP member of the House Judiciary Committee:

“No good purpose is served by continuing to persecute those who served in the previous Administration.

[That’s correct. No purpose is served by continuing to persecute…SO JUST PROSECUTE those who served in the previous Administration for their lies and crimes.]

President Obama promised to usher in an era of 'change' and bipartisan harmony.
[Plenty of undertakers have already been become USHERS]

Unfortunately, the continued effort by some Democrats to unjustly malign former Bush Administration officials is politics as usual.

[No, Bush was the Malignant One, and Mr. Smith, you too, like Bush, are in denial.]

“We have already had a thorough investigation into the Justice Department, including a two year inquiry led by Democrats in Congress and an official investigation by the Justice Department’s Inspector General. The Inspector General made recommendations to prevent future wrongdoing and those recommendations have already been implemented. Rather than continuing to waste taxpayers time and money on fruitless finger-pointing, Congress should focus on the future and what we can do to help the American people during these difficult times.”

[Do both: focus on the past and the future. To ignore the past is to condemn the future. Spend a billion to restore America’s reputation. The Bush administration scoffed, laughed at, and ignored subpoenas (and still do).]


Sunday, February 08, 2009

JUST PASSING THROUGH

I've had an interesting life.

Listening right now to Crosby, Stills & Nash sing Teach Your Children…and now Helpless…I am reminded of this.

What an exciting time it was back in the late 60’s and early ‘70’s.

War, revolution, brown rice, and pot smoke were in the air.

I was on the inside looking out, because I was attending the University of Colorado from 1966 until 1971.

Boulder was a ferment of protest.

Street people were not just hippies, because later on---after I graduated from CU---I basically walked and lived on the streets, to know and feel what life was all about.

My mind was nurtured on the Great books, but my soul learned about life on the mean, strange, and exciting streets of the world.

People helped to soften the hardness and brighten the darkness on those mean streets.

I stayed sober and intoxicated with the sights and sounds on those mean streets.

I can remember doing handstands on soft grass as the Rolling Stones played 2000 Light Years from Home.

I can remember when I threw a Frisbee to Elizabeth from Mahtomedi, Minnesota in a cemetery while Kenny Loggins sang Return to Pooh Corner.

I can remember the sweet aroma of Sandalwood in the Volkswagen bus of Diane, Richard and little Richie from Connecticut...on their way to start a new life on a commune…

Just passing through.






Saturday, February 07, 2009

DIOGENES WOULD BE PLEASED



Oh, what a relief it is!
[Soothing fizzing sounds]

What a relief it is---
To be able to finally breathe some fresh air of forthrightness---
To breathe in the clean and clear oxygen of righteous indignation.

Barack Obama may be maligned and mocked as a messiah
---Even though he is not one---
But President Obama is closer to being a Christ-like leader than
George
W.
Bush
Ever pretended to be---
Or ever dreamed of being.
Bush is a good reason to believe that Jesus and the good extraterrestrials
Will return soon.

I’m no longer plagued with bushophobia, only misobushy.
Let me explain my neologism with a little translation:

misos means "hatred" (from misein "to hate").

But

George

W (AR)

Bush

Was not only a Destroyer-Deceiver-Decider, he
WAS ALSO A MISANTHROPE.

Misanthrope: "one who hates mankind," 1563, from Gk. misanthropos "hating mankind," from misein "to hate" + anthropos "man".


The babbling and bumbling Bush hated himself, too.









Sunday, February 01, 2009

IN PRAISE OF THE ANATOMICAL SNUFF BOX


Photo by Lennart Nilsson




Photo by Lennart Nilsson





Opossum's opposable thumb on rear foot










The thumb.

Where would we be without it?

What could we have done without it?

We would not have been able to build our bridges, make our bombs....or paint our paintings!

(Yes, I know people can paint with their mouths and feet)

Our fingers would not have done as much walking without our thumbs.

(I'm just pulling your thumb on this one)

Jimi Hendrix would not have been able to play his psychedelic licks.

It’s amazing that as embryonic fish we humans became so handsome and beautiful---so wicked or good---and developed our opposable thumbs to boot.

Imagine all of the things that could not be done without thumbs.

I am using my right thumb as I type to hit the space bar.

I could do this with my index finger, but it would be less convenient.

Other things that could not be done without our thumbs:


FLICKING OUR BICS

HOLDING OUR PENCILS

(I ALMOST RHYMED THIS WITH THE FIRST ONE)

CLIPPING OUR TOE AND FINGER NAILS

THROWING A FOOTBALL

HOLDING OUR SPOONS AND FORKS

(WE COULD STILL HOLD THEM BUT IT WOULD BE LESS EASY)

CHANGING CHANNELS ON OUR REMOTES
(IT’S EASIER WITH THUMBS)

HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL ON VEHICLES

GRIPPING THE HANDLEBARS ON MOTORCYCLES AND BIKES

NO GREEN THUMBS!

NO SUCKING THUMBS!

WE COULDN'T BE ALL THUMBS!

AND THE STORY OF TOM
THUMB WOULD NEVER HAVE COME!


Please write me---with or without your thumbs---and tell me more about the goodly uses of our humble thumbs.