Wednesday, October 04, 2006

BAD NEWS NO GOOD NEWS

Global warming is going to turn the planet into a Watery Hell.
Watery because the ocean levels will rise.
Hell because the temperatures will turn most places into deserts.
Marine life is going to die from our sewage.
The Moon and Mars are beginning to look good.
You and I won't be here.
Keep driving those V-8's, those CO2-spewing vehicles, those Military and Jumbo jets, those Space Shuttles!
Live like there is no tomorrow.
But don't hold your breath believing that extraterrestrials will save our collective bellicose butts.
The ETs are just waiting until they can enter the scene when all of us fighting insects (to them) have become extinct, or nearly so.
Then they can begin to create a new paradise to replace the one that we destroyed.

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