Tuesday, October 03, 2006

FOLEY'S FOLLIES

“I was molested by the clergy when I was young.
I am now a drunk.
I am also gay.
Don’t blame me.
It’s the fault of my surroundings.
But I am not blaming anyone.
I like little boys.
I know this is not appropriate.
But I didn’t have sexual relations with any minors.
I apologize for potentially causing the GOP to lose the November election.
I am now going to Rehab.

Thank you.”

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