A KILLER BOOK

Where were you when the verdict was read in the O.J. Simpson trial?
What was your reaction to the verdict?
Astonishment?
Shock?
Well, that verdict just got trumped with news that Mr. Simpson is writing (or has written) a thriller about a murder.
Who's the character in his book who does the murdering?
That's right, none other than O.J. Simpson.
This was an easy book to write.
After all, real experience is the best teacher and the best source.
Every page of O.J.'s book should be the color of blood.
And put the DNA code of his blood on the front cover.
Any profits from this tome should be paid to his children.
A killer shouldn’t make any profits from his foul deeds.