RACEHORSES AND CANDIDATES...SO FAR

Barack Obama wants

To live in the White House

& be America's

First Black President.

Hillary

sans

Pillory

Wants to be

In History's book

&

Be America's

First Woman Pres-I-

Dent

(Commander-in-Cook!).

But maybe both Hillary & Barack

Will win and work inside the big White House.

That’s a ticket.

Hagel

Wants to eat his

Presidential

Bagel.

Mr. McCain wants to give

Relief

For our nation’s pain in

Iraq.

More troops!

Attack!

Newt and Rudy want to forget

Marital infidelity

And tie the Presidential Knot

(But not together!)

Al Gore

Wants No

More War

And just might

Return For

A second

Fight to Be

President

(To stop

Global

Warming?)

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!