Saturday, March 17, 2007

A SUCCINCT CHAT BETWEEN BUSH AND DICK


George W. Bush: Dick?

Dick Cheney: Quack, quack!

George W. Bush: Where's Rove?

Dick Cheney: Quack, quack, quack!

George W. Bush: He's helping Al Gonzales write his resignation letter?

Dick Cheney: Quack!

George W. Bush: But what about you?

Dick Cheney: Quack, quack, quack, quack!

George W. Bush: O.K. I understand. It's your heart, isn't it?

Dick Cheney: Quack!

George W. Bush: O.K. I've got to start writing my memoirs.

I have to put some good parts in before any more bad things happen to me.

Dick Cheney: Quack, quack!



IT'S THE OIL STUPID!

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