MORE OBSTRUCTION AND CAUCUS RAP

GWB: Dick? This is the Decider.

DC: Quack. What's up?

GWB: Obstruction.

DC: Obstruction of your bowels again?

GWB: No, obstruction of justice.

DC: O.K. What kind?

GWB: Torture.

DC: We don't torture, remember?

GWB: But those tapes showed we did.

DC: That's why I ordered their destruction.

GWB: Two of the fellows on that 9/11 Commission are saying that we obstructed justice.

DC: Quack! No problem. We'll be long gone from the Executive Office by the time the courts ever get to their final arguments.

GWB: Good. Thanks. Retirement looks better and better all the time.

DC: Quack!

GWB: O.K. I have to get back to work on my memoirs and legacy. Happy hunting. Don't shoot anyone.

DC: Quack! Quack!

Romney isn't
For
Hominy
Huckabee is
For
Homily
Hillary is
For
Pillory
McCain
Isn't
Insane
Edwards is
For
Leopards
(If you have a more logical rhyme please put in your dime)
Barack
Isn't for
Iraq
Bloomberg
Is a
Lurking
Iceberg
Ron Paul
Is in
The stall.

IT'S THE OIL STUPID!