MORONS AND GOD

"What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything."
Mark Twain- Notebook, 1898

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God is Perfect and Omniscient.

To say that He is Supreme might be superfluous, but He is still the Supreme Creator of all worlds, of all Universes, of all life…

EVERYTHING!

Unless you’re an atheist.

(Please don’t ask “Who made him?”
God...not the atheist.)

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He is the Numero Uno Super-Hero.

He’s got all of the Power and the Bling!

But God is not the problem---

MAN IS!

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Some say that God left early.

He left us to ourselves.

But many more humans believe that He is listening to them when they talk to Him.

To the believers, He never departed.

And he sent His Son, anyway, so that He would always be “in the big picture”.

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God is THE DIVINE SUPER COMPUTER, and so He is aware of what all life here and elsewhere is up to---

For good or bad.

BUT WAIT.

What about God’s mistakes?

“Holy Smoke!” you say.

“Sacrilege!” you say.

“God is Infallible” you exclaim.

HE MAKES NO MISTAKES.

O.K.

Then what are we to make of Hitler, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and the moronic males of the Republican Party?

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If these people are not mistakes, then they are missteps.

One is forced to think about God’s reputation, but more so about the reputations of these morons whose minds appear to be inferior to those of bacteria.

(I know, bacteria don’t possess brains, but you get my drift.)

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One moron, Richard Mourdock, Indiana’s Republican Senate nominee, must have really pissed God (and Mitt Romney) off when he said the following:

“I’ve struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize that life is that gift from God,” Mr. Mourdock said. “And even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.”

I’ll say “Holy Smoke!”

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Each human has his and her own will to say things.

 God doesn't intervene.

He doesn't put Himself between morons and their words.

For example, there’s another moron named Todd Akin.

Mr. Akin, a Congressman from Missouri, said, “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

One thing IS for certain:

  Akin and Mourdock are legitimate morons.

Amen.

 

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