TRUMP’S BOMBSHELL IS AN ITTY-BITTY FIRECRACKER

 

 

I began a list of very unlikely things that Donald Trump might divulge in his so-called bombshell.

 My apologies go to President Obama for making such absurd statements.

  It was Mr. Trump whose very weird pate I wanted to lambast.

 

1.                        Barack Obama is from the Orion galaxy.

 

2.                        Barack Obama is a centaur.

 

3.                        Barack Obama is a vampire.

 

4.                        Barack Obama is gay.

 

5.                        Barack Obama is a pothead.

 

 

6.                        Barack Obama has green blood.

 

7.                        All of the above

 

IT’S THE OIL STUPID!