A MODEST PROPOSAL

 

Madonna!

 Madonna!

Cover up your proud velvet

Door!

We don’t want to see any

 More!

We don’t need to see everything that’s

Just beneath!

So please be more modest about your

 Female sheath!

You are fifty-four and in fantastic

 Shape!

But put a lid on it---nay, make that a

Cape!

We don’t need to see thy supple and fleshy

 Vagina

Stretched way across our eyeballs like the Great Wall

 Of China!

Thank you!

 

 

IT'S RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!