Comedians
cried.
The
enormous brain of Karl Rove---
Heretofore
known as Bush’s brain---
grew
bigger and bigger, and was on the brink of exploding.
Newt Gingrich’s head looked like a pimple next
to the monstrous cork of Turd Blossom.
There
was flaming chaos inside of Donald Trump’s hair.
But more chaotic than Trump’s pompadour
(teeming with a lot of pomp!) were
the tweets emanating from Trump’s barmy belfry.
Yes, zillions of frenzied bats flitted crazily
inside Trump’s belfry upon learning that his paramour, Mitt Romney, had lost to
Barack Obama.
Mr.
Trump tweeted:
“This election is a
total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!”
“Let’s
fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is
laughing at us.”
“We
should have a revolution in this country.”
This last tweet chirped
some sense.
Fox
News was muttering even more non
sequiturs than usual.
Sean
Hannity and Ann Coulter were locked in a dazed embrace of apoplexy.
Bill
O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh were barking like wounded hyenas.
Dick
Cheney’s dark, depraved soul was shivering in an undisclosed location with a
shotgun by his side, just in case.
George W. Bush had turned to stone.
Bill
Clinton was keeping an eye out for Monica Lewinsky.
Hilary
Clinton was licking her lips for 2016.
IT'S RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!
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