The enormous brain of Karl Rove---
Heretofore known as Bush’s brain---
grew bigger and bigger, and was on the brink of exploding.
Newt Gingrich’s head looked like a pimple next to the monstrous cork of Turd Blossom.
There was flaming chaos inside of Donald Trump’s hair.
But more chaotic than Trump’s pompadour (teeming with a lot of pomp!) were the tweets emanating from Trump’s barmy belfry.
Yes, zillions of frenzied bats flitted crazily inside Trump’s belfry upon learning that his paramour, Mitt Romney, had lost to Barack Obama.
Mr. Trump tweeted:
“This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!”
“Let’s fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.”
“We should have a revolution in this country.”
This last tweet chirped some sense.
Fox News was muttering even more non sequiturs than usual.
Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter were locked in a dazed embrace of apoplexy.
Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh were barking like wounded hyenas.
Dick Cheney’s dark, depraved soul was shivering in an undisclosed location with a shotgun by his side, just in case.
George W. Bush had turned to stone.
Bill Clinton was keeping an eye out for Monica Lewinsky.
Hilary Clinton was licking her lips for 2016.
IT'S RENEWABLE RESOURCES STUPID!