Monday, November 19, 2012

IT'S ALL IN THE MIND


 


 I know that I should have used my muscle of thinking more efficiently, and therefore it pains me to confess what I was trying to do with it yesterday.


My wet noodle was surfing the Internet, hoping to find the 1st edition of a book---signed by Albert Einstein---called DRIVING MR. ALBERT : A Trip Across America with Einstein's Brain by Michael Paterniti.


Alas!


 My poor brain…


My poor, puny belfry…


My impuissant encephalon


 Forged ahead on its futile quest to find such a book!


After about five minutes, bright lights began to flash inside the gray, wrinkled minutiae of my noggin, and I realized that Mr. Einstein could not have signed this book, because his brain was inside the title


I mean, his brilliant but defunct brain was inside of a Buick Skylark, traveling across the United States.


  I was disappointed.


  I was embarrassed.


I now had to settle for a new hardback edition as a substitute for the sought after tome.


I am hopeful that I can obtain some of Einstein’s brilliant brain, and transplant his ingenious cells into my own head.


 

IT’S THE BRAIN STUPID!

 

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